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Phụ đề của (—) (1982)

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Originally uploaded to Youtube in 2017 on Arthur Alison's channel (who is presumably the creator of the subtitles).

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1 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:04,960 "Tell Me a Silly Story" 2 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,600 "Advisor #1" 3 00:01:01,439 --> 00:01:03,460 What does the king desire? 4 00:01:03,979 --> 00:01:06,159 The king desires some entertainment 5 00:01:07,219 --> 00:01:08,859 Profitably, or just for fun? 6 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:11,280 Just for fun... profitably. 7 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:11,780 Got it. 8 00:01:13,459 --> 00:01:15,079 I advise: 9 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,880 Announce to the people: 10 00:01:17,099 --> 00:01:20,219 Let each person tell you a silly story. 11 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:25,600 And if you say "I don't believe it" 12 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:29,540 That person will get half of the kingdom as a reward. 13 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:35,000 But what if I say "I believe it?" 14 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:37,300 What do you mean "if"??? 15 00:01:37,459 --> 00:01:40,079 You will definitely say "I believe it". 16 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:46,040 Then the loser will surrender all of their property to you. 17 00:01:46,219 --> 00:01:47,079 Got it. 18 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,540 I announce to my people: 19 00:01:49,939 --> 00:01:52,019 Anybody who tells me a silly story 20 00:01:52,319 --> 00:01:55,000 and I say "Not true, I don't believe it", 21 00:01:55,599 --> 00:01:58,099 will receive in reward one half of the kingdom. 22 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,180 Who wants to receive half of the kingdom? 23 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,579 Who wants to receive half of the kingdom? 24 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:11,120 Latest news from the palace: 25 00:02:11,659 --> 00:02:15,280 Over the past 3 days, the king has heard 300 silly stories. 26 00:02:15,699 --> 00:02:21,079 All 300 storytellers have voluntarily surrendered all of their possessions to the treasury. 27 00:02:21,860 --> 00:02:25,560 Who else wants to receive half of the kingdom? 28 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:30,780 Who else wants to receive half of the kingdom? 29 00:02:32,039 --> 00:02:33,900 Half of the kingdom! 30 00:02:34,199 --> 00:02:37,199 I could build a whole house with that! 31 00:02:37,879 --> 00:02:40,799 And I would buy a cow... 32 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,620 And here, I'd put a shed... 33 00:02:44,780 --> 00:02:48,020 And over here, a fountain! 34 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:50,860 Let's go to the palace! 35 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,240 Go guys, go! 36 00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:55,500 They will take the last shirt off your back... 37 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:58,960 Shh, you're too young to tell elders what to do. 38 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:01,500 Fine, I'll come with you. 39 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,540 Rescue you if I must. 40 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,620 I'm gonna bankrupt everyone! 41 00:03:15,319 --> 00:03:19,039 Bankrupt them and fill the treasury! 42 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:30,820 Alright king, listen up. 43 00:03:31,659 --> 00:03:32,740 I'm listening. 44 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:36,439 And believing each and every word. 45 00:03:39,159 --> 00:03:42,560 I once had a white goose. 46 00:03:43,659 --> 00:03:47,639 Once upon a time I harnessed it and went to town on business. 47 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,360 On the way I got hungry. 48 00:03:51,139 --> 00:03:55,759 So I decided to eat half of the goose and finish my journey on the second half. 49 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,360 So I salted and peppered him, 50 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:02,140 dressed him with walnut oil... 51 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:53,199 Stitching up the sky is a good deed, a necessary one 52 00:05:54,139 --> 00:05:56,079 If you stitch it well. 53 00:05:56,699 --> 00:05:59,759 Because this morning it rained again... 54 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:06,720 But otherwise, I believe it, why not. 55 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,600 Next! 56 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:14,439 It went like this: 57 00:06:15,579 --> 00:06:19,300 it happened last winter, when weather was the hottest. 58 00:06:20,399 --> 00:06:23,819 when the watermelons on the trees were still green... 59 00:07:51,759 --> 00:07:56,459 Yes, yes, indeed. You tell the truth. 60 00:07:57,439 --> 00:08:03,839 Rabbits, watermelons... gone completely wild. Attacking people! 61 00:08:05,079 --> 00:08:07,079 And I knew that giant myself... 62 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,879 He worked for me as a shepherd. 63 00:08:09,959 --> 00:08:11,859 But unfortunately, 64 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,960 Last week he was drinking water from this cup. 65 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:18,460 He slipped, fell in, and drowned. 66 00:08:19,379 --> 00:08:21,699 we searched for 3 days, but never found him. 67 00:08:22,399 --> 00:08:24,579 Must have washed out to sea. 68 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:29,360 Next! 69 00:08:30,639 --> 00:08:32,639 Well, little boy? 70 00:08:32,639 --> 00:08:34,779 I don't have time for silly stories. 71 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:37,099 I was sent by my village: 72 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:38,599 You borrowed a sack of gold from us 73 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,220 I'm here to collect the debt. 74 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,040 Wait, wait, that's not true. 75 00:08:42,279 --> 00:08:43,220 Not true? 76 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,460 I mean, true, true! But... 77 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:49,140 Well if it's true, pay the debt. 78 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,940 We need warm houses by winter time, cows and such... 79 00:08:55,700 --> 00:09:01,400 But that sack will fit my whole kingdom! 80 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:06,600 Whole? No, just a half. 81 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,759 Or don't you believe me? 82 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:36,620 "Half-a-kingdom" 83 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:40,340 The End.