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Субтитри за (—) (1961)

Английски
Ноември 04 2023 08:06:02
Направено от Eus, Niffiwan, Lemicnor₂
Zaokeanskiy reportyor.1961.en.1.25fps.1699085162.srt ⭳
Качество: ок

Originally subtitled by Eus based on Lemicnor's Russian subs in 2016. Translation updated by Niffiwan in 2023. The song translations are literal, without trying to rhyme.

Предварителен преглед: Множител е 25/24.
Офсет е 4.

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1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:04,586 Overseas Reporter 2 00:00:04,813 --> 00:00:06,680 Scenario Yevgeniy Agranovich 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,453 Director Grigoriy Lomidze 4 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:12,586 camera Iosif Golomb, Nikolay Grinberg 5 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:15,613 artist Yevgeniy Shukayev 6 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:18,666 composer Sigizmund Kats 7 00:00:18,693 --> 00:00:22,506 sound Georgiy Martynyuk script editor Natalya Abramova 8 00:00:22,706 --> 00:00:27,306 A. Dymich assistant director V. Gokke art assistant Arkadiy Tyurin 9 00:00:27,386 --> 00:00:32,360 (puppet) animators Pavel Petrov, V. Zakrevskiy, Lev Zhdanov, N. Litvinova, Vyacheslav Shilobreyev 10 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:36,133 puppets & decor Oleg Masainov, Roman Gurov, Galina Gettinger, 10 00:00:36,266 --> 00:00:39,133 V. Bystritskiy, V. Chernihova, V. Kuranov, Vladimir Alisov 11 00:00:39,130 --> 00:00:41,693 Led by R Gurov 12 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:46,600 production director Natan Bitman 13 00:00:47,186 --> 00:00:51,306 OVERSEAS REPORTER 14 00:01:13,654 --> 00:01:18,120 Attention! The editors require an experienced and determined specialist 15 00:01:18,289 --> 00:01:20,592 for Operation ____gate 16 00:01:21,267 --> 00:01:24,099 for Lotsastuff Corporation 17 00:01:33,613 --> 00:01:36,820 Specialist in matters of love in Russia 18 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,293 - Not needed! Next! 19 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:45,820 Specialist in bear meat preparation. - Ah... that's not it. Next! 20 00:01:46,038 --> 00:01:51,505 A great connoisseur of 12th century Russian icons and caviar degustator. 21 00:01:51,950 --> 00:01:54,172 To hell with him. Next. 22 00:01:54,378 --> 00:01:58,427 Specialty: "Throwing shade". - What, what? 23 00:01:58,573 --> 00:02:03,986 - Throwing shade. - OK. Send him to the medical examination. 24 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,453 Okay. To the medical examination! 25 00:02:07,626 --> 00:02:08,693 "X-ray" 26 00:02:14,466 --> 00:02:15,733 "X-ray" 27 00:02:47,736 --> 00:02:50,243 "Boss" 28 00:03:12,586 --> 00:03:15,200 Sir, it's time to drink your kefir. 29 00:03:28,453 --> 00:03:30,050 Aha! 30 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:33,100 Bob Sketch. 30 years old. 31 00:03:33,724 --> 00:03:35,238 Ambition: 300 32 00:03:35,356 --> 00:03:36,742 Energy: 120. 33 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:38,851 Conscience: around 0. 34 00:03:41,659 --> 00:03:43,684 Hello, Bob! 35 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:50,666 To Moscow: hotel, essay, report: 36 00:03:50,923 --> 00:03:54,500 Slay, expose, unmask. Topic... 37 00:03:56,623 --> 00:03:57,623 Topic?... 38 00:04:03,639 --> 00:04:07,827 Oh! Fidel Castro is a disguised Chinese and grandson of Mao Zedong. 39 00:04:08,299 --> 00:04:10,815 Idiot! The topic for Moscow! 40 00:04:14,008 --> 00:04:15,937 The failure of seven-year plan? 41 00:04:16,843 --> 00:04:20,025 If you manage, 5 thousand dollars for you. 42 00:04:41,133 --> 00:04:42,918 Close that! It's causing a draught. 43 00:04:44,012 --> 00:04:47,919 I packed my cassettes 44 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:51,520 And got a stock of ink, 45 00:04:52,682 --> 00:04:56,045 So that I, in my newspaper, 46 00:04:56,918 --> 00:05:00,451 Could throw shade on half the world! 47 00:05:00,982 --> 00:05:04,796 I, Bobby Sketch, fire a shot with every sentence. 48 00:05:05,191 --> 00:05:08,810 I, Bobby Sketch, have a tongue like pointed steel. 49 00:05:09,358 --> 00:05:13,362 Stronger than any military base. 50 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:17,730 I'm an overseas reporter. 51 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:22,146 I'm an overseas reporter. 52 00:05:31,973 --> 00:05:34,360 Reporting from Moscow. 53 00:05:35,449 --> 00:05:36,836 Good morning, comrades! 54 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:42,946 Dear ladies and gentlemen, look to the left. 55 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:46,320 Before you stands that outstanding monument of Russian antiquity: 56 00:05:46,582 --> 00:05:48,357 The famous Moscow Kremlin. 57 00:05:48,653 --> 00:05:53,853 In the 14th century under Ivan Kalita walls of oak logs were built more than half a meter wide. 58 00:05:53,952 --> 00:05:56,455 The stone Kremlin was built under Prince Dmitry Donskoy. 59 00:05:56,775 --> 00:05:59,648 The foundation and the headers of the stone plinth walls were made of white stone. 60 00:05:59,706 --> 00:06:02,533 St. Basil's Cathedral (formerly Prokrovsky Cathedral) 61 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:08,893 was built in the mid-16th century under Ivan IV, and is the greatest monument of national architecture. 62 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:14,040 Now, ladies and gentlemen, look to the right. 63 00:06:14,746 --> 00:06:17,700 Here you see modern Moscow. 64 00:06:17,746 --> 00:06:21,653 The city is still under construction and gets prettier every day. 65 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,600 [Bus operating without a conductor] 66 00:06:39,145 --> 00:06:41,056 Extra! Extra! A scoop! 67 00:06:41,194 --> 00:06:43,092 A big strike action. 68 00:06:43,716 --> 00:06:47,430 Half of the Moscow transport system works without conductors. 69 00:06:48,635 --> 00:06:49,897 Well done, Bob! 70 00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:56,253 The strikers demand free trade... 71 00:06:58,187 --> 00:07:00,187 ...and cowboy movies. 72 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:05,906 Bring out a Special Edition! 73 00:07:12,548 --> 00:07:14,914 "Strike in the Soviet Union" 74 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:28,360 Interesting... 75 00:07:28,426 --> 00:07:32,213 Any chewing gum in here? [Asperine, castor oil, headache tablets, purgenum] 76 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:36,758 Ah, like that... 77 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:42,413 Here you are! The only thing I can offer you is this. 78 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:46,310 Thank you. 79 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:52,733 Bob Sketch reports: The Russians have nothing to chew on. 80 00:07:52,786 --> 00:07:57,640 Post that message on the front pages of all newspapers! 81 00:07:58,630 --> 00:08:06,675 Ai-yai-yai! In Moscow, there is no chewing gum. 82 00:08:06,866 --> 00:08:12,733 Shut up, empty-headed tin can! 83 00:08:13,973 --> 00:08:17,680 But of course, we need more solid data. 84 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:22,050 Tell Bob: I will double your reward. 85 00:08:23,106 --> 00:08:28,800 We need conspicuous facts. Is that clear? 86 00:08:29,626 --> 00:08:31,000 Understood. 87 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:37,047 Facts! We need facts! Data! 88 00:08:37,737 --> 00:08:41,402 Understood! Here are the facts!!! 89 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:49,066 Attention, attention! Lotsastuff Corporation shows you the typical architecture of Moscow. 90 00:08:50,422 --> 00:08:54,125 Here's Moscow's Cheryomushki - the South-West district of the capital. 91 00:08:54,712 --> 00:08:57,826 To the left of this monumental building 92 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:02,813 you can spot some cranes, intended for the restoration of this building. 93 00:09:03,113 --> 00:09:08,979 Muscovites believe that after careful painting, this house will stand for another hundred years. 94 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,050 Good heavens! 95 00:09:18,928 --> 00:09:20,542 Good heavens! 96 00:09:30,629 --> 00:09:34,257 Oh... Well, this is not at all interesting and nobody wants it. 97 00:09:36,999 --> 00:09:39,348 Let's instead have a peek into the Siberian taiga! 98 00:10:19,039 --> 00:10:24,535 We'll start flooding the reservoir! We'll start flooding the reservoir! 99 00:10:40,999 --> 00:10:43,496 [Communism is the power of soviets plus the electrification of the country] [Today: concert by amateur artists] 100 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:47,589 [Song Luchinushka] [by a poet concrete worker] 101 00:10:54,659 --> 00:10:59,075 In a small livingroom 102 00:10:59,894 --> 00:11:03,933 a flame is lit 103 00:11:04,806 --> 00:11:08,680 and a young spinster 104 00:11:09,768 --> 00:11:13,543 is sitting at the window. 105 00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:20,362 A young spinster 106 00:11:21,649 --> 00:11:25,393 is sitting at the window. 107 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:30,573 Young, pretty, 108 00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:35,258 with brown eyes. 109 00:11:36,226 --> 00:11:40,307 Over her shoulders 110 00:11:41,230 --> 00:11:45,232 lies a blond braid. 111 00:11:46,162 --> 00:11:49,201 Over her shoulders... 112 00:11:50,226 --> 00:11:53,293 Look at the site of the Bratsk hydroelectric power station construction. 113 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:57,230 In reality, Russia is illuminated by rushlight. 114 00:11:57,396 --> 00:11:59,521 Bravo, Bob, bravo! 115 00:12:12,348 --> 00:12:13,679 "Do not touch!" 116 00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:20,386 Bob, you're in a high voltage area. Change focus to the virgin lands. 117 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,412 "Moscow - Tselinograd" [Kazakhstan] 118 00:12:46,747 --> 00:12:52,188 Citizen tourist! We've arrived. This train goes no further. These are the virgin lands! 119 00:12:52,290 --> 00:12:53,613 The virgin lands? Oh. 120 00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:56,724 The virgin lands. 121 00:12:57,464 --> 00:13:01,625 Where are those virgin lands? There is nothing here. 122 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:13,306 The virgin lands are a fiction, propaganda. 123 00:13:14,008 --> 00:13:16,113 In fact, it's just empty space. 124 00:13:19,124 --> 00:13:22,413 Who are these? What is happening there? 125 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:28,233 I've got it! I've got it! The virgin lands are a disguised military base. 126 00:13:28,721 --> 00:13:33,419 I'm Bob Sketch. I am surrounded by Russian tanks! 127 00:13:33,815 --> 00:13:38,346 These insidious Russians want to get rid of a dangerous witness. 128 00:13:38,493 --> 00:13:42,520 Your correspondent, your reporter is dying... 129 00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:45,567 He died. 130 00:14:32,844 --> 00:14:36,322 Ah, he's been covered up. What a mediocrity! 131 00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:47,585 Who's going to take pictures of the Russian secret weapons for me, now?! 132 00:14:47,938 --> 00:14:53,129 Hello, hello! Your reporter is actually still alive. Hello! 133 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,173 Be quiet, you! 134 00:14:56,706 --> 00:15:01,560 I have entered the Moscow Kremlin. I have found a colossal cannon 135 00:15:01,790 --> 00:15:05,386 in the Kremlin itself. It is aimed at the west. 136 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:12,133 Balls? Oh, this is a nuclear weapon! 137 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,560 Ladies and gentlemen! 138 00:15:14,337 --> 00:15:17,889 In front of you, you now see the so-called Tsar Cannon, 139 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:22,240 cast by the master Andrei Chokhov in 1586. 140 00:15:22,285 --> 00:15:26,752 Its length is 5 meters 34 centimeters. The barrel's caliber is 89 centimeters. 141 00:15:27,033 --> 00:15:28,844 Its weight is 40 tonnes. It has never fired. 142 00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:32,626 However, if needed... 143 00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:43,074 Idiot! 144 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:50,800 The End Subs by Lemicnor, Eus & Niffiwan Nov 2023 @ animatsiya.net