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These subtitles are for all three "Alice in Wonderland" (1981) episodes, as well as the four "Alice Through the Looking Glass" (1982) episodes, all in one file. Made by Viktor in Sept 2011.

The translation is pretty faithful, but the grammar has some mistakes sometimes.

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1 00:00:15,777 --> 00:00:24,220 Lewis Carrol, a known mathematician, logician and linguist. 2 00:00:25,102 --> 00:00:35,422 He created this story during the Victorian age, while taking walks in the vicinity of Oxford, by the river Thames 3 00:00:37,503 --> 00:00:45,015 He made this story up to answer questions little girls- his good friends -asked 4 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,385 This strange fairy tale was written by Lewis Carrol. 5 00:00:50,434 --> 00:00:56,553 Everything in this fairy-tale was as unusual and disimilar to other stories. 6 00:00:59,719 --> 00:01:05,017 Well, Alice was bored sitting by the riverside with nothing to do 7 00:01:05,052 --> 00:01:09,358 She peeked in book, but there were neither pictures nor conversations. 8 00:01:09,408 --> 00:01:18,998 Alice's thoughts were flowing slowly and incoherently. She fervently hoped for sleep 9 00:01:22,747 --> 00:01:31,447 I'm late! Oh God - I'm late! The Duchess will be furious, just furious! 10 00:01:31,693 --> 00:01:38,052 Only now Alice realized that she had never before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat-pocket or a watch to take out of it 11 00:01:38,367 --> 00:01:42,030 And with a waistcoat in the bargain! 12 00:01:42,582 --> 00:01:46,882 Burning with curiosity, she ran towards him. 13 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:55,000 -Oh my, how is it I fell into this hole? 14 00:01:56,639 --> 00:02:01,269 After a fall like this I shall think nothing of tumbling down the stairs. 15 00:02:01,825 --> 00:02:04,360 How brave they'll think me back home! 16 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:11,087 Why, I wouldn't say anything about it, even if I fell off of the top of the house! 17 00:02:14,002 --> 00:02:19,292 Either the well was very deep or Alice was falling very slowly 18 00:02:19,554 --> 00:02:28,164 But she had enough time to grow bored and think about what would happen to her next. 19 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:35,636 - Forgive me, sir, will you not tell me how far I've fallen? 20 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:40,219 I imagine I must be getting somewhere near the centre of the earth. 21 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:46,591 It seems near 4 thousand miles downwards. 22 00:02:47,411 --> 00:02:51,373 Oh my, I wonder if I shall fall right through the earth? 23 00:02:53,209 --> 00:02:54,979 In the end this is all very funny! 24 00:02:55,385 --> 00:02:58,555 The people there walk with their heads downwards. What do they call them? 25 00:02:59,226 --> 00:03:02,118 Anti...pathies, 26 00:03:02,813 --> 00:03:06,767 No... no, antipodes! 27 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:10,491 Alice was still falling and falling. 28 00:03:10,765 --> 00:03:14,075 "Dinah will be looking for me all evening" she thought . 29 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,587 Dinah was the name of her cat. 30 00:03:17,081 --> 00:03:21,171 Oh Dinah! Dinah, my dear, I wish you were down here with me. 31 00:03:21,624 --> 00:03:25,979 There are no mice in the air but there are quite a lot of bats. 32 00:03:26,385 --> 00:03:28,361 Um, do cats eat bats? 33 00:03:28,811 --> 00:03:31,121 Do cats eat bats? 34 00:03:31,677 --> 00:03:35,027 Uh, do bats eat cats? 35 00:03:35,529 --> 00:03:37,289 Oh! 36 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:50,156 -Oh, my ears and whiskers! 37 00:03:50,837 --> 00:03:55,076 The Queen will not forgive delays! She will be furious! 38 00:03:57,278 --> 00:04:02,145 Recalling this subsequently, Alice thought she had reason to be astounded. 39 00:04:02,349 --> 00:04:06,619 At the time however, all seemed to her wholly natural. 40 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:10,708 Alice rushed for White Rabbit. 41 00:04:12,036 --> 00:04:14,036 But the white rabbit was nowhere to be found. 42 00:04:14,661 --> 00:04:18,944 Alice found herself in a long hall 43 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:31,022 Alice's first thought was that it might belong to one of the doors of the hall. 44 00:04:31,602 --> 00:04:32,992 But, alas! 45 00:04:33,414 --> 00:04:35,954 Either the locks were too large... 46 00:04:36,254 --> 00:04:38,410 or the key was too small... 47 00:04:38,614 --> 00:04:42,025 But at any rate she couldn't open any door. 48 00:04:43,198 --> 00:04:47,128 To her great delight it fit! 49 00:04:48,052 --> 00:04:51,677 How she longed to get out of that dark hall! 50 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:56,494 But she couldn't even get her head through the doorway. 51 00:04:57,205 --> 00:05:03,204 - And even if my head go through - what would be the point? It would be of very little use without my shoulders 52 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,520 DRINK ME. 53 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:21,500 Alice knew that children got into all sorts of mischief because they did not follow the three rules. 54 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:24,500 These rules were quite simple. 55 00:05:24,980 --> 00:05:29,980 If you keep your hands on a hot poker too long, you will burn yourself. 56 00:05:30,444 --> 00:05:34,694 If you cut your finger with a knife then it will usually draw blood. 57 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:45,144 If you drink from a bottle marked "POISON", sooner or later you will fall ill or even die. 58 00:05:45,771 --> 00:05:48,294 This last rule Alice remembered very well. 59 00:05:48,662 --> 00:05:54,899 Making sure that the bottle was not so marked, Alice took a small sip from it. 60 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:58,783 - Oh, what a curious feeling! 61 00:05:58,957 --> 00:06:03,815 I must be shutting up like a telescope 62 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,587 EAT ME. 63 00:06:28,036 --> 00:06:35,555 When she looked down at her feet, they were so far off as to be almost out of sight. 64 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:39,554 - Oh, goodbye legs! 65 00:06:40,061 --> 00:06:42,781 Oh, my poor legs! 66 00:06:43,223 --> 00:06:47,213 I wonder who will put shoes and stockings on you now? 67 00:06:47,637 --> 00:06:50,257 And what shall we do without each other? 68 00:06:50,689 --> 00:06:52,014 Very well! 69 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:55,570 I will send them a new pair of shoes. 70 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:56,846 And that is all! 71 00:06:58,276 --> 00:07:01,723 What is this? Whatever am I talking about? 72 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,568 - Forgive me sir! 73 00:07:15,224 --> 00:07:19,479 Oh, when you consider it - today has been quite strange day! 74 00:07:19,904 --> 00:07:22,601 Am I myself? Or am I someone else? 75 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,810 It seems to me, I'm already not quite... 76 00:07:26,261 --> 00:07:28,341 Everything is so very complicated! 77 00:07:29,155 --> 00:07:31,955 So, l need to recall geography. 78 00:07:32,309 --> 00:07:35,069 London is the capital of Paris. 79 00:07:35,693 --> 00:07:39,693 And Paris is the capital of Ri...Rome. 80 00:07:40,267 --> 00:07:42,257 No, no! That's not quite right... 81 00:07:43,168 --> 00:07:45,628 I'm better off trying to read poetry. 82 00:07:46,238 --> 00:07:50,495 Here is the house which was built by the bug. 83 00:07:51,319 --> 00:07:58,869 And this is a singer, who in a dark storeroom is kept, in the house which has built by the bug. 84 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:03,539 And this is the merry empress, 85 00:08:04,201 --> 00:08:08,417 which often bites singer, 86 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:12,716 who in dark storeroom is kept, 87 00:08:13,383 --> 00:08:17,083 in the house which was built by the bug. 88 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,834 The words aren't quite right 89 00:08:20,753 --> 00:08:22,749 Am I still myself? 90 00:08:24,187 --> 00:08:27,277 I think I've had enough of this magic fan! 91 00:08:28,832 --> 00:08:36,582 I must be more careful from now on. With some things it's possible to shrink away altogether. 92 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:40,020 No-no! I have to leave this place 93 00:08:42,073 --> 00:08:45,266 Oh, I need a something to grow 94 00:08:45,879 --> 00:08:50,713 But afterwards I shall try to find the path to that miraculous garden. 95 00:08:51,628 --> 00:08:53,628 The idea was truly excellent. 96 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:59,833 Moreover Alice knew: if she wanted to grow, it was necessary to eat or drink something. 97 00:09:00,349 --> 00:09:03,912 But there was nothing appropriate around her. 98 00:09:13,694 --> 00:09:18,374 Everything in Wonderland is packed with miracles 99 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:24,884 Either you are rising to the skies or shrinking to the ground. 100 00:09:27,178 --> 00:09:32,212 Every five minutes your legs will grow like tree trunk, 101 00:09:32,533 --> 00:09:38,559 And whenever they want, to this place they will come, and you'll have to go with them. 102 00:09:40,728 --> 00:09:45,898 In Wonderland there's just one problem, baffling in the extreme, 103 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:51,464 When you go where you don't want - can you get out or not? 104 00:09:52,547 --> 00:09:57,955 When you go where you don't want - can you get out or not? 105 00:10:08,855 --> 00:10:11,189 Alice's Adventures in Wonderland 106 00:10:11,224 --> 00:10:12,588 Chapter 2 107 00:10:16,732 --> 00:10:23,097 Alice had become accustomed to surprises and did not wonder at this meeting at all. 108 00:10:23,731 --> 00:10:31,509 The Blue Caterpillar was quietly smoking a hookah and paying no mind to her surroundings. 109 00:10:31,759 --> 00:10:35,524 - You... Who are you? 110 00:10:35,776 --> 00:10:37,266 - At this moment, I really... 111 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:39,763 I don't know, madam, I... 112 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:43,884 I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I feel I must have changed several times since then. 113 00:10:43,939 --> 00:10:48,030 - What are you talking about? Are you out of your mind? 114 00:10:48,141 --> 00:10:51,535 - I don't know... I must be in someone's else mind. 115 00:10:52,039 --> 00:10:53,512 -I don't understand. 116 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,984 - And I can understand absolutely nothing as well. 117 00:10:56,729 --> 00:10:58,898 So many changes in one day! 118 00:10:59,465 --> 00:11:03,913 - As you can see: as people travel something in them changes. 119 00:11:04,274 --> 00:11:06,042 Why does that make you unhappy? 120 00:11:06,061 --> 00:11:08,969 - Well, I'm growing small when it's necessary for me to be big. 121 00:11:09,081 --> 00:11:11,068 It always happens to the contrary and it bothers me so! 122 00:11:11,169 --> 00:11:15,434 - Bite from the one side and you will grow taller. 123 00:11:16,139 --> 00:11:19,710 And bite from the other and you shall grow smaller. 124 00:11:20,051 --> 00:11:24,898 - One side of what? The other side of what? 125 00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:27,110 - Of the mushroom! 126 00:11:27,822 --> 00:11:34,688 Alice stood looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a bit, trying to figure out which side was which 127 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:38,884 The mushroom was perfectly round, and Alice was quite confused. 128 00:11:39,745 --> 00:11:44,250 - Now which is which? 129 00:11:46,818 --> 00:11:52,743 Now this most foolish uncertainty will be somewhat lessened! 130 00:12:03,687 --> 00:12:06,449 My dear Cheshire Cat! 131 00:12:06,677 --> 00:12:09,605 Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here? 132 00:12:09,659 --> 00:12:13,119 - It depends a great deal on where you want to go. 133 00:12:13,159 --> 00:12:16,737 - I don't care - so long as I get somewhere. 134 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:20,029 Then it doesn't matter which way you go. 135 00:12:21,315 --> 00:12:24,060 You will manage to get somewhere without fail. 136 00:12:24,199 --> 00:12:28,885 It is only necessary to go and never stray fom your direction. 137 00:12:30,697 --> 00:12:35,122 - But what sort of people live around here? - In that direction lives the Hatter. 138 00:12:35,193 --> 00:12:37,735 And in that direction lives the March Hare. 139 00:12:37,849 --> 00:12:43,450 Visit either if you like: they're both mad. 140 00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:46,179 - Why? 141 00:12:46,478 --> 00:12:51,209 - The lord was so obsessed with hats that he went quite daft. 142 00:12:51,429 --> 00:12:53,809 Now his name is Hatter. 143 00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:58,287 And the March Hare, well, he's completely cross eyed, 144 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:03,218 and not from the early spring sun. 145 00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:06,670 - Why should I want to converse with madmen? 146 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:11,196 - Oh, you can't help that: we're all mad here. 147 00:13:11,677 --> 00:13:14,060 I'm mad, you're mad. 148 00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:17,950 - Could you not disappear so suddenly, sir? 149 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:20,588 - Very well. 150 00:13:23,855 --> 00:13:25,044 - Yes... 151 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:30,093 I have seen a cat without a grin, but grin without cat... 152 00:13:30,365 --> 00:13:32,486 It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life. 153 00:13:32,677 --> 00:13:37,946 Walking a little further, she spied a house with a table set out under a tree in front of it. 154 00:13:38,512 --> 00:13:43,272 The March Hare and the Hatter were having tea at it. 155 00:13:43,705 --> 00:13:48,008 Between them the Dormouse was soundly sleeping. 156 00:13:48,147 --> 00:13:50,083 - No room! No room! All the places are occupied! 157 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:51,974 - There's plenty of room! 158 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,655 - Have some wine. 159 00:13:54,051 --> 00:13:59,051 - I don't see any wine. - There isn't any. 160 00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:02,470 - Then it wasn't very civil of you to offer it! That's rude! 161 00:14:02,978 --> 00:14:09,277 - It wasn't very civil of you to sit down without being invited. That's rude too! 162 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:12,765 - It's laid out for a great many more than just three. 163 00:14:13,089 --> 00:14:20,134 - Well, would it really be better if there were many more of us, but far fewer cups? 164 00:14:20,949 --> 00:14:23,783 You should think about what you say! 165 00:14:24,055 --> 00:14:28,436 - I always say what I think and think what I say! 166 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:32,700 - Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! That's not the same thing at all! 167 00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:40,038 You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see". 168 00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:46,301 It seems to me you are just wasting time! 169 00:14:46,565 --> 00:14:50,303 - Not at all. We can't lose time. You shouldn't try to insult us. 170 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:54,030 - Certainly, I apologize. 171 00:14:54,669 --> 00:14:58,109 -I imagine you've never spoken to him? Time that is? 172 00:14:59,286 --> 00:15:03,596 - Maybe I haven't, but I've often thought of how to kill him. 173 00:15:07,768 --> 00:15:09,706 - Time doesn't like that! 174 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,780 - That's right! And time has quarreled with us! 175 00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:17,400 - Now it's always 6 o'clock. 176 00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:21,840 And 6 o'clock is time for tea. 177 00:15:22,538 --> 00:15:27,178 - We don't even have time to wash the dishes. 178 00:15:28,547 --> 00:15:32,047 - Oh, in my whole life I have never seen such a foolish company! 179 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:35,011 I need to leave this garden as soon as possible. 180 00:16:06,122 --> 00:16:09,652 Would you tell me why you are painting those roses? 181 00:16:10,326 --> 00:16:15,036 - Why, the fact is, Miss, this ought to have been a red rose tree. 182 00:16:15,471 --> 00:16:18,051 But we were fools and planted white instead red. 183 00:16:18,776 --> 00:16:22,766 If the Queen found out, we would all have our heads cut off 184 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:41,267 "What an escort!" - thought Alice. 185 00:16:41,531 --> 00:16:45,961 This word sounded wrong somehow, but she didn't know how to correct herself. 186 00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:51,640 Perhaps she ought to bow her head at the sight of such a brilliant procession? 187 00:16:52,431 --> 00:16:55,632 However, Alice could remember no rules for an occassion such as this. 188 00:16:55,926 --> 00:16:59,015 But what would be the use of a procession if people all had to look at the ground? 189 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,210 So that they couldn't see it? 190 00:17:09,298 --> 00:17:10,940 - What is this? 191 00:17:11,362 --> 00:17:14,957 - Your Majesty, they wanted... - All quite obvious! Off with their heads. 192 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:18,088 Don't be afraid, I won't let her to touch us. 193 00:17:22,745 --> 00:17:24,385 - Well, how did it go? 194 00:17:24,686 --> 00:17:27,676 - Their heads are gone, may it please your Majesty! 195 00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:31,597 - Very well! Can you play croquet? 196 00:17:32,269 --> 00:17:35,454 - We shall play! - Get to your places! 197 00:18:02,284 --> 00:18:03,947 Off with her head! 198 00:18:04,986 --> 00:18:08,888 Off with his head! And don't forget to chop off his head! 199 00:18:10,293 --> 00:18:15,052 -This place is so accustomed to chopping off heads - it's a wonder that anyone is still alive. 200 00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:18,493 - Well, how are you? 201 00:18:19,496 --> 00:18:21,496 - Who are you talking to? 202 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:26,700 - With my friend the Cheshire Cat. Allow me to introduce it 203 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:32,230 - I don't like the look of it at all! However, it may kiss my hand if it likes. 204 00:18:33,538 --> 00:18:37,073 - Thank you, but I'd rather not. 205 00:18:37,905 --> 00:18:39,895 - Go and fetch the executioner. 206 00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:44,170 Off with his head! 207 00:18:55,139 --> 00:19:01,636 - It's impossible to chop off its head if there's no body to chop it from. 208 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,903 - If there is a head - it means that you can chop it! 209 00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:19,587 I will think on what to do with you but he will be juged by the royal court!! 210 00:19:21,591 --> 00:19:26,354 Not in vain do we have a pair of the hands - without them there's no life, only sorrow 211 00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:32,163 What would you use to swat your brow if a fly landed on it? 212 00:19:35,191 --> 00:19:39,902 On the other hand here's a head, why should that be? 213 00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:45,494 You can't chop wood with just a head and nails don't get hammered. 214 00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:53,678 Although one may empty-headed, the head still has its uses. 215 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:59,298 One may say they're quite attached and no one would like to lose it! 216 00:20:00,057 --> 00:20:05,105 One may say they're quite attached and no one would like to lose it! 217 00:20:19,446 --> 00:20:23,074 Alice's Adventures in Wonderland 218 00:20:23,209 --> 00:20:24,791 Chapter 3 219 00:20:28,442 --> 00:20:33,259 Before the courtroom where Alice has gone, a crowd has already gathered. 220 00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:40,017 - Make way for the Duchess! Make way for the Duchess! 221 00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:48,430 - Oh, my dear! 222 00:20:48,821 --> 00:20:53,500 You can't imagine how I pleased I am to make your acquaintance! 223 00:20:55,128 --> 00:21:00,739 - She's clearly not evil, so why is the White Rabbit so afraid of her? 224 00:21:02,023 --> 00:21:06,500 She's probably so kind because of the cakes she has eaten. Cake makes people kind. 225 00:21:06,811 --> 00:21:10,671 Oh, it seems I have learned a new rule. 226 00:21:11,348 --> 00:21:20,471 Vinegar makes people sour, with mustard people are distressed and onion makes people cunning. 227 00:21:20,983 --> 00:21:23,761 What a pity that no one else knows about this! 228 00:21:24,346 --> 00:21:26,696 If people ate cake all the time everyone would be kind. 229 00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:33,333 - You're thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk. And the moral of that is -... 230 00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:36,974 Hm, well I don't know. 231 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,425 Well, nevermind, I shall consider it later. 232 00:21:39,796 --> 00:21:41,396 - Maybe it doesn't have a moral. 233 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:47,773 - Everything has a moral, if only you can find it. 234 00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:57,266 Flamingoes and mustard both bite. The moral of that is - "Birds of a feather flock together" 235 00:21:57,661 --> 00:22:02,856 - I believe mustard isn't a bird...it's a mineral! 236 00:22:04,018 --> 00:22:08,831 - Right as usual. What a clear way you have of putting things! Of course it is. 237 00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:13,518 And it gives people enormous power - with this mineral people work the mines. 238 00:22:13,764 --> 00:22:20,714 And the moral of it is - "The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours " 239 00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:25,261 Oh, now I've remembered! Mustard is - a vegetable. 240 00:22:26,068 --> 00:22:29,018 How fond she is of finding morals in things! 241 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:36,676 - I quite agree with you. And the moral of it is - "Be what you appear to be" 242 00:22:37,174 --> 00:22:45,014 And I think it's rather clear that you should never have thought of yourself as another. 243 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:51,899 Because to be another, in this case, is an impossibility. 244 00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:54,773 - Silence in the court! 245 00:22:55,405 --> 00:22:57,268 Silence in the court! 246 00:22:59,266 --> 00:23:03,266 Alice had never been in a court of law before, but she had read about them in books. 247 00:23:03,494 --> 00:23:09,263 She was quite pleased to find that she knew the name of nearly everything there. 248 00:23:11,328 --> 00:23:17,835 "That's probably the jury-box", thought Alice. "That's the judge", she said to herself, "because of his great wig" 249 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:22,642 The Duchess saw the Queen and trembled. 250 00:23:23,347 --> 00:23:26,557 But after a moment she regained her composure. 251 00:23:27,285 --> 00:23:30,825 - Town crier, read the accusation! 252 00:23:35,263 --> 00:23:41,426 - "The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts, all on a summer day: 253 00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:48,932 The Knave of Hearts , he stole those tarts, and took them quite away! " 254 00:23:49,635 --> 00:23:52,625 - Consider your verdict. 255 00:23:55,603 --> 00:23:59,964 - Not yet, not yet. It's necessary that everything should be done in the proper order. 256 00:24:00,465 --> 00:24:09,380 "Rabbit was afraid of his own bravery: it was no small thing to say "no" to the cruel queen! 257 00:24:12,364 --> 00:24:14,674 - Call the first witness. 258 00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:27,376 - I beg your pardon, Your Majesty! I... I'm just a little person! 259 00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:33,936 - Give your statement and don't be nervous, or I'll have you executed on the spot. 260 00:24:34,444 --> 00:24:37,924 - I hadn't quite finished my tea when I was sent for. - You ought to have finished. 261 00:24:38,123 --> 00:24:40,179 - I'm just a little person! 262 00:24:40,576 --> 00:24:43,746 I'm still thinking about the past! 263 00:24:45,891 --> 00:24:46,835 About the past ... 264 00:24:48,230 --> 00:24:53,781 - Dumb as a stump. Shouldn't he to be executed? 265 00:24:54,486 --> 00:24:56,906 Well, this is just a waste of time. 266 00:24:59,478 --> 00:25:03,571 - Call the March Hare. 267 00:25:05,391 --> 00:25:09,316 Call the March Hare. 268 00:25:18,622 --> 00:25:21,002 - N-n-nothing! I didn't say anything! 269 00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:24,297 - He denies it at all, does he? 270 00:25:24,713 --> 00:25:27,233 - N-n-nothing! I didn't think anything! 271 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,880 - Strike that from the record. 272 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:36,169 "Alice had read in the newspapers sometimes: "Attempts at resistance were suppressed". 273 00:25:36,414 --> 00:25:39,948 Now she saw and understood how this was done. 274 00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:49,330 At this point Alice started feeling very strange: she realized she was growing again! 275 00:25:49,948 --> 00:25:54,508 Alice decided to sit in the courtroom until it would be too small for her. 276 00:25:55,270 --> 00:25:58,370 - Call the witness Alice! 277 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,681 - Here I am! 278 00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:02,640 Oh! 279 00:26:06,296 --> 00:26:08,936 Oh! Oh, forgive me, please! 280 00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:13,149 - What do you know about this business? 281 00:26:13,624 --> 00:26:15,044 - Nothing. 282 00:26:15,370 --> 00:26:18,250 - Nothing whatsoever? 283 00:26:19,265 --> 00:26:20,944 - Nothing whatsoever. 284 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,262 - But this is very important. 285 00:26:24,086 --> 00:26:28,209 -Your Majesty means unimportant, of course... 286 00:26:28,517 --> 00:26:31,637 - Of course, unimportant, that's what I meant to say. 287 00:26:32,127 --> 00:26:35,512 Well, it's not important, certainly, it's not important. 288 00:26:35,783 --> 00:26:40,292 - It's important, it's not important, it's not important, it's important... 289 00:26:41,523 --> 00:26:45,776 - There's more evidence yet to come, may it please Your Majesty ... 290 00:26:46,034 --> 00:26:49,344 Just now, one more document was found. 291 00:26:50,010 --> 00:26:51,697 - What's in it? 292 00:26:51,796 --> 00:26:57,834 -I haven't opened it yet but it seems to be a letter, written by the prisoner to somebody 293 00:26:59,022 --> 00:27:01,592 - Who is it addressed to? 294 00:27:02,043 --> 00:27:05,323 - It has no address at all. In fact there's nothing written on the outside. 295 00:27:06,009 --> 00:27:08,755 - Is it the prisoner's handwriting ? 296 00:27:12,487 --> 00:27:17,196 - Not it isn't. This is all quite queer. 297 00:27:17,519 --> 00:27:20,904 He must have imitated somebody else's hand 298 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:28,160 - Please your Majesty, I didn't write it. 299 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,950 There's no signature on it. 300 00:27:31,563 --> 00:27:39,593 - That only makes matters worse. You must have meant some mischief or else you'd have signed your name like an honest man. 301 00:27:39,981 --> 00:27:41,981 Your guilt is proven! 302 00:27:42,552 --> 00:27:46,967 - Certainly not! You haven't even read what is written there. 303 00:27:47,338 --> 00:27:48,667 - Well, read it. 304 00:27:49,890 --> 00:27:54,610 She's certainly hot tempered - do not argue with me in vain. 305 00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:58,210 Do I really get the first cut? 306 00:27:58,682 --> 00:28:01,162 Yes, do it quickly - abandon caution! 307 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,598 - Cut to the quick? 308 00:28:04,633 --> 00:28:07,802 Will I really cut to the quick today? 309 00:28:08,155 --> 00:28:10,095 (in chorus): - Never! 310 00:28:10,216 --> 00:28:14,126 - I cut the to the bone, rather than to the quick... 311 00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:16,280 It's a pun! 312 00:28:17,984 --> 00:28:22,026 -Let the jury to decide - whether he's guilty or not. 313 00:28:22,685 --> 00:28:28,822 - Let the Jury consider the verdict. But as for the sentence- we'll carry it out immediately! 314 00:28:29,688 --> 00:28:31,618 - What nonsense! 315 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,225 - Hold your tongue! 316 00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:34,780 - I won't! 317 00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:36,444 - Off with her head! 318 00:28:36,864 --> 00:28:38,664 - Who cares what you think? 319 00:28:38,923 --> 00:28:43,306 You're nothing but a pack of cards! 320 00:28:58,266 --> 00:29:06,196 "Oh, I've had such a strange dream!" thought Alice as she ran home so as not to be late for tea. 321 00:29:06,603 --> 00:29:09,533 Someday she will grow up. 322 00:29:10,613 --> 00:29:18,613 And, having kept the simple and loving heart of her childhood, she would tell other children of Wonderland 323 00:29:19,323 --> 00:29:26,344 In future years she would remember her own child-life, and the happy summer days 324 00:29:29,921 --> 00:29:34,581 What game does the queen play all day? 325 00:29:35,003 --> 00:29:40,047 She's never idle, hacks off the heads without delay. 326 00:29:43,271 --> 00:29:48,261 Always ready to execute her obedient servants! 327 00:29:48,865 --> 00:29:53,871 But why hack when everybody's headless? 328 00:29:57,053 --> 00:30:02,140 I told you boldly : "I'm not afraid of you in the least" 329 00:30:02,495 --> 00:30:07,495 After all I must have been sleeping - it's just a dream and nothing else! 330 00:30:08,650 --> 00:30:14,686 After all I must have been sleeping - it's just a dream and nothing else! 331 00:30:23,891 --> 00:30:29,483 Through the Looking Glass 332 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:35,523 Chapter 1 333 00:30:41,143 --> 00:30:44,328 "It was a calm winter evening. 334 00:30:45,113 --> 00:30:48,009 Snow was falling in great tufts. 335 00:30:48,261 --> 00:30:55,468 It seemed that there, through the glass, it was just as cosy and comfortable as it was here in this room. 336 00:30:57,580 --> 00:30:59,990 Alice was sitting in an ample chair by the fire. 337 00:31:00,351 --> 00:31:06,321 A small kitten was enjoying itself, merrily playing with a ball of wool. 338 00:31:12,456 --> 00:31:14,875 - Oh kitten, what a naughty thing you are! 339 00:31:21,111 --> 00:31:24,086 Listen kitten, can you play chess? 340 00:31:24,915 --> 00:31:29,653 Let's play, just as if we were kings and queens. 341 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:38,429 You will be the black queen, and I will play with the rest of the pieces. 342 00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:42,640 Oh kitten! It would be ever so nice if you could only sit still for a minute peacefully! 343 00:31:42,908 --> 00:31:46,908 I shall tell you about house in the mirror. 344 00:31:47,148 --> 00:31:53,018 First of all there is this room, which begins right from the mirror... 345 00:31:53,594 --> 00:31:57,224 It's just like our drawing room. 346 00:31:57,717 --> 00:32:00,027 Only there everything is different. 347 00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:03,316 Interesting, will they give you milk? 348 00:32:03,563 --> 00:32:07,013 However, I don't know... is it possible to drink the mirror milk? 349 00:32:07,261 --> 00:32:10,571 Will it hurt you kitten? 350 00:32:15,503 --> 00:32:21,393 Oh, kitten! How I want to go through the looking-glass ! 351 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:27,648 Let's pretend that we can go through it. 352 00:32:35,747 --> 00:32:39,366 "Here Alice found herself on the mantelpiece. 353 00:32:39,938 --> 00:32:43,994 Though she hadn't realized it, she had gone through. 354 00:32:55,560 --> 00:33:00,970 The room here didn't have much in common with how it seemed to be through the mirror". 355 00:33:29,252 --> 00:33:31,809 - Oh, what is this? 356 00:33:34,461 --> 00:33:37,091 They probably can't see me. 357 00:33:37,443 --> 00:33:40,981 It seems like I've suddenly become invisible. 358 00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:48,875 - Oh, my darling! 359 00:33:55,947 --> 00:33:59,334 Oh, Lilly, my beloved kitten! 360 00:33:59,905 --> 00:34:03,222 Lily my royal baby! Oh! 361 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,115 Beware the volcano! 362 00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:07,920 - What volcano? 363 00:34:08,007 --> 00:34:13,006 - The one that flung me upstairs. Go up the usual way. 364 00:34:16,385 --> 00:34:19,315 - You'll be climbing all day. 365 00:34:19,783 --> 00:34:22,007 May I help you ? 366 00:34:22,324 --> 00:34:27,217 "But the king kept silent. He clearly did not see or hear Alice". 367 00:34:29,628 --> 00:34:36,068 - My dear, I was so afraid that I grew cold almost to the tips...of my whiskers! 368 00:34:36,365 --> 00:34:38,756 - You don't have any whiskers! 369 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:42,169 - I will never forget that terrible moment in all of my life! 370 00:34:42,624 --> 00:34:44,848 - You'll forget it unless you write it down. 371 00:34:48,263 --> 00:34:51,107 "At this moment an unexpected thought came to Alice's came mind. 372 00:34:51,415 --> 00:34:55,680 She took the pencil and began to write." 373 00:35:06,085 --> 00:35:08,696 - But you didn't want to write. 374 00:35:37,148 --> 00:35:40,147 - Well of course, this is a mirror book. 375 00:35:40,744 --> 00:35:44,991 If I take this book to a mirror - I shall be able to read it. 376 00:35:45,390 --> 00:35:53,499 "'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; 377 00:35:54,215 --> 00:36:01,953 All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.". 378 00:36:02,351 --> 00:36:04,671 It seems very pretty, 379 00:36:05,228 --> 00:36:07,548 but rather difficult to understand. 380 00:36:07,695 --> 00:36:09,185 So. 381 00:36:09,419 --> 00:36:14,751 So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. 382 00:36:15,197 --> 00:36:20,812 In flew the terrible Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, 383 00:36:21,441 --> 00:36:24,600 Heave ho, heave ho, blazes the tulgey woods. 384 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:31,379 Snicker snack, snicker-snack went the sword, and with its head he went galumphing back. 385 00:36:36,550 --> 00:36:39,840 Why am I still sitting? I must hurry. 386 00:36:40,124 --> 00:36:43,460 I can't examine everything if I arrive too late. 387 00:36:45,876 --> 00:36:48,922 "With these words Alice ran down the stairs. 388 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:52,159 Actually, she didn't run, but... how can I explain this? 389 00:36:52,523 --> 00:36:56,821 She flew down the stairs without her feet ever touching them. 390 00:36:57,531 --> 00:37:01,251 It was very unusual to move like this, but at the same time strangely pleasant". 391 00:37:09,712 --> 00:37:15,457 - I should see the garden far better - if I could get to the top of that hill. 392 00:37:15,928 --> 00:37:20,794 Here's a path that leads straight to it. 393 00:37:23,148 --> 00:37:25,128 No, not quite straight. 394 00:37:27,573 --> 00:37:35,293 "Wherever Alice went and wherever she moved, I couldn't tell you how to save my life but she was always coming back to the house. 395 00:37:39,017 --> 00:37:41,016 - Again with this house. 396 00:37:41,705 --> 00:37:44,905 Oh, how bored I am of this house. 397 00:37:46,049 --> 00:37:52,092 "She determindely turned her back on the house and once again went down the lane, making herself a promise to go elsewhere.. 398 00:37:52,299 --> 00:37:56,469 The hill was very near, quite within reach." 399 00:38:03,462 --> 00:38:06,412 - How can I climb this hill? 400 00:38:06,790 --> 00:38:11,886 Oh Lily, it's too bad that you can't speak. 401 00:38:12,526 --> 00:38:16,392 - We can speak if we have someone worth speaking to. 402 00:38:16,767 --> 00:38:21,246 - Can all the flowers here really talk? 403 00:38:22,287 --> 00:38:25,287 - As well as you can, and a great deal louder. 404 00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:29,337 - We just think it's rude to speak without being spoken to. 405 00:38:30,205 --> 00:38:31,505 - Hm... 406 00:38:31,782 --> 00:38:36,722 Are there people in this garden other than me? 407 00:38:37,223 --> 00:38:44,920 There's one other flower in the garden that can move about like you, and she has the same awkward shape, 408 00:38:45,370 --> 00:38:48,716 - There she is, I can hear her steps. 409 00:38:49,176 --> 00:38:53,636 "Alice turned around and saw the Black Queen. 410 00:38:53,942 --> 00:39:02,412 Certainly, it is interesting to chat a bit with flowers, but how could they compare them with real queen?" 411 00:39:06,569 --> 00:39:12,521 I hear you say: "I'm living a fairy tale!" But see for yourself, how easy is it really? 412 00:39:12,945 --> 00:39:16,545 It's impossible to move through this story without caution 413 00:39:16,785 --> 00:39:22,978 Because this is all so vague and incomprehensible, and everything is upside down 414 00:39:23,395 --> 00:39:26,764 Oh, this is all so complicated, but rather charming for all of that! 415 00:39:27,130 --> 00:39:30,010 You have to watch every step you take. 416 00:39:30,371 --> 00:39:35,351 But who doesn't dream? I dream as well. 417 00:39:36,191 --> 00:39:40,351 Sometimes fairy tales live in our dreams 418 00:39:41,137 --> 00:39:45,654 And now I live in a fairy tale, and in it 419 00:39:47,273 --> 00:39:52,273 everything seems like such incomprehensible, well, incomprehensibilities. 420 00:40:00,661 --> 00:40:06,224 Through the Looking Glass 421 00:40:11,221 --> 00:40:12,453 Chapter 2 422 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:22,256 "There, on the garden path, the Black Queen strolled along." 423 00:40:24,861 --> 00:40:27,551 - I think I will go and meet her. 424 00:40:38,848 --> 00:40:45,015 I should walk from her rather than towards her and perhaps I can reach her. 425 00:40:51,803 --> 00:40:54,905 - Where are you from and where are you going? 426 00:40:55,047 --> 00:40:58,469 Look me in my eyes, answer me politely and don't twiddle your fingers. 427 00:40:59,055 --> 00:41:06,365 Well, now you need to respond, and don't forget to add Your Majesty to your speech. 428 00:41:06,999 --> 00:41:13,202 - I just wanted to take a look at the garden, Your Majesty. 429 00:41:14,031 --> 00:41:16,021 - Is this a garden?! 430 00:41:16,543 --> 00:41:23,503 I've seen such beautiful gardens, compared to them - this is just a barren wasteland. 431 00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:27,340 - I just wanted to climb to the hiltop. 432 00:41:27,782 --> 00:41:29,982 - Is this a hill?! 433 00:41:30,306 --> 00:41:36,886 I've seen such hills, compared to them -this is just a plain. 434 00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:38,615 - Well... No! 435 00:41:38,887 --> 00:41:42,330 A hill can't be a plain, that's utter nonsense! 436 00:41:42,595 --> 00:41:44,725 - Really, nonsense?! 437 00:41:44,908 --> 00:41:53,833 I've heard such nonsense, compared to them this is - sensible, just like an entry in a dictionary. 438 00:41:58,019 --> 00:42:02,295 - I've been thinking, the world beyond the mirror looks quite like a chess board. 439 00:42:02,557 --> 00:42:06,568 And there are the pieces! Oh! Oh oh oh oh, how fascinating! 440 00:42:06,799 --> 00:42:12,506 And I... I want to join this game. 441 00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:17,060 Even as... even as a pawn. 442 00:42:17,393 --> 00:42:22,303 Though, certainly, I should really like to be a queen. 443 00:42:22,693 --> 00:42:27,663 - That can easily be arranged: stand here and you will be the White Queen's Pawn. 444 00:42:27,926 --> 00:42:33,576 You are presently standing on the second square. When you reach the eighth square you will become a queen. 445 00:42:33,921 --> 00:42:37,971 The Pawn, as you know, is the first to move through the squares. 446 00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:42,902 On the third square you will be moving at the full speed just like a locomotive. 447 00:42:43,272 --> 00:42:46,672 On the fourth you will meet Tweedledum and Tweedledee. 448 00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:49,899 The fifth square is flooded by water. 449 00:42:50,751 --> 00:42:53,551 On the sixth you will find Humpty Dumpty . 450 00:42:53,952 --> 00:42:55,732 Why are you silent? 451 00:42:55,966 --> 00:43:00,136 - Am I expected to say something? 452 00:43:00,686 --> 00:43:05,386 - You should to thank me for the kindly explanations. 453 00:43:06,111 --> 00:43:08,551 Well, I'll assume you did so. 454 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,990 Now the seventh square is completely covered with forest. 455 00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:15,584 But the knight errant will lead you through it. 456 00:43:16,726 --> 00:43:17,936 Well? 457 00:43:18,055 --> 00:43:21,235 On the eighth line we shall meet as equals. 458 00:43:21,695 --> 00:43:28,025 You will become a queen, and on that occasion we will have a grand feast. 459 00:43:29,647 --> 00:43:31,927 Quickly, quickly! 460 00:43:33,076 --> 00:43:35,776 - How far is it, how much further? 461 00:43:35,984 --> 00:43:39,594 - Not further, but back. We ran past it a minute ago 462 00:43:39,868 --> 00:43:41,378 Quickly! 463 00:43:42,904 --> 00:43:44,664 Now you can relax. 464 00:43:44,837 --> 00:43:48,072 - What is this? We didn't move from under this tree? 465 00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:50,859 - Of course! What did you expect? 466 00:43:51,377 --> 00:43:55,214 - In my world, when you run for a long time you will certainly come to some other place. 467 00:43:55,721 --> 00:43:58,551 - Ha-ha-ha, what a backward country! 468 00:43:58,953 --> 00:44:04,562 But here, you know, you have to run with all your might just to remain in the same place! 469 00:44:04,718 --> 00:44:08,325 And if you want to get to somewhere else - you'll have to run twice as fast. 470 00:44:08,789 --> 00:44:10,369 Let's go! 471 00:44:10,603 --> 00:44:14,800 - I'm quite comfortable here, only I have such a strong thirst. 472 00:44:16,143 --> 00:44:18,683 - That isn't difficult to take care of. 473 00:44:19,465 --> 00:44:21,009 Would you like some bread? 474 00:44:24,431 --> 00:44:27,651 "Alice thought that to refuse would be impolite. 475 00:44:27,817 --> 00:44:31,447 Although the bread was terribly dry, and she almost choked ". 476 00:44:31,966 --> 00:44:39,627 - While you are quenching your thirst, I need to leave you. Do not slouch, keep your stockings tidy and don't forget who you are. 477 00:44:39,917 --> 00:44:41,457 So long! 478 00:44:44,705 --> 00:44:47,025 - Oh, what is that? 479 00:44:47,625 --> 00:44:50,085 It hums just like a bee hive. 480 00:44:50,233 --> 00:44:52,603 "Clearly, these were not bees. 481 00:44:52,933 --> 00:44:58,053 To tell the truth, they were elephants, of that Alice soon made sure. 482 00:44:58,259 --> 00:45:02,225 She was so surprised she nearly lost her breath". 483 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,270 - Ha-ha-ha, this is quite amusing! 484 00:45:06,763 --> 00:45:10,193 When they ask me how I like it here, I shall say: 485 00:45:10,615 --> 00:45:17,784 "This is a very pleasant to take a walk, only it's rather hot, and the elephants are a bother." 486 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:22,811 "At this moment Alice remembered that she was a pawn and had somewhere to go." 487 00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:38,459 - Your ticket. 488 00:45:39,858 --> 00:45:42,398 Where is your ticket, girl? 489 00:45:42,879 --> 00:45:48,069 - Don't keep him waiting, girl. Do you know how much his time costs? 490 00:45:48,293 --> 00:45:51,316 A thousand pounds a minute. 491 00:45:53,097 --> 00:45:58,038 - Unfortunately I have no ticket: There wasn't a ticket office where I was. 492 00:45:58,334 --> 00:46:03,924 - There's couldn't possibly be a ticket office there. Do you know how much that land costs? 493 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:07,750 A thousand pounds an inch. 494 00:46:10,510 --> 00:46:13,310 - You should have bought one from the engine driver. 495 00:46:13,582 --> 00:46:19,052 - The man that drives the engine. Do you know how much the smoke from a locomotive costs? 496 00:46:19,525 --> 00:46:22,583 A thousand pounds a ringlet. 497 00:46:23,478 --> 00:46:25,758 - I'd better keep quiet. 498 00:46:26,402 --> 00:46:30,589 "And to Alice's great surprise they all thought in chorus: 499 00:46:30,895 --> 00:46:37,695 "It's best to be silent. Do you know how much talking costs? A thousand pounds a word". 500 00:46:37,909 --> 00:46:41,019 - I hope you understand what it means to think in the chorus 501 00:46:41,540 --> 00:46:46,603 Because, to tell the truth, it isn't quite clear to me. 502 00:46:49,247 --> 00:46:54,777 Ha-ha-ha! You're traveling in the wrong direction! 503 00:47:26,337 --> 00:47:32,924 - Oh, what funny hippopotami. Interesting, where have they flown off to? 504 00:47:34,757 --> 00:47:39,924 Oh! That's probably a bough-butterfly! 505 00:47:40,582 --> 00:47:47,890 "But now Alice remembered that she was on the fourth square and still had further to go". 506 00:47:57,057 --> 00:48:03,503 I hear you say: "I'm living a fairy tale!" But see for yourself, how easy is it really? 507 00:48:03,791 --> 00:48:06,781 It's impossible to move through this story without caution 508 00:48:07,243 --> 00:48:13,702 Because this is all so vague and incomprehensible, and everything is upside down 509 00:48:13,995 --> 00:48:17,364 Oh, this is all so complicated, but rather charming for all of that! 510 00:48:17,724 --> 00:48:20,594 You have to watch every step you take. 511 00:48:21,103 --> 00:48:25,533 Strange and queer are the rules in a fairy tale, 512 00:48:26,835 --> 00:48:30,825 everything is different here, somehow not quite right. 513 00:48:31,743 --> 00:48:35,963 Wherever you glance - nothing but riddles! 514 00:48:38,049 --> 00:48:42,949 Wherever you look, well, wherever you look - utter confusion. 515 00:48:48,671 --> 00:48:51,782 Through the Looking Glass 516 00:48:54,835 --> 00:48:56,224 Chapter 3 517 00:48:59,683 --> 00:49:02,472 "Arrows pointed the way forward. 518 00:49:03,353 --> 00:49:07,938 'Apparently', - speculated Alice - 'Tweedledum and Tweedledee live together.' 519 00:49:08,415 --> 00:49:12,375 I have to see them and ask for directions out of this forest". 520 00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:26,629 - If you thought that we were wax figures - shell out your cash. 521 00:49:26,874 --> 00:49:28,790 People pay good money to see those. 522 00:49:29,096 --> 00:49:32,226 Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; but as it isn't, it ain't. 523 00:49:32,623 --> 00:49:34,953 - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. 524 00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:39,866 - When meeting someone new, first of all it is customary to say hello 525 00:49:40,343 --> 00:49:43,083 - and to shake each others hands. 526 00:49:46,162 --> 00:49:53,255 Tweedledum and Tweedledee agreed to have a battle. 527 00:49:53,669 --> 00:50:00,609 Because Tweedledee had spoiled the nice new rattle. 528 00:50:01,413 --> 00:50:08,859 Good and new, he went and spoiled the rattle. 529 00:50:09,336 --> 00:50:16,674 Just then flew down a monstrous crow as black as a tar-barrel 530 00:50:17,062 --> 00:50:24,914 Both the heroes ran away, quite forgetting their quarrel. 531 00:50:25,121 --> 00:50:39,259 Tru-la-la-la, Tra-lyu-lyu-lyu, quite having forgotten.. their quarrel. 532 00:50:48,248 --> 00:50:50,833 - Look, have you seen this? 533 00:50:52,478 --> 00:50:55,456 Just as I thought, it's broken! 534 00:50:55,903 --> 00:50:58,893 - No need to worry about an old rattle. 535 00:50:59,201 --> 00:51:02,901 - It's not at all old, it's quite new. 536 00:51:03,181 --> 00:51:06,471 My good rattle! 537 00:51:08,608 --> 00:51:12,338 How about we fight each other? 538 00:51:12,945 --> 00:51:14,505 - Certainly! 539 00:51:14,685 --> 00:51:18,595 Just let her help us get prepared. 540 00:51:23,605 --> 00:51:26,605 Fasten this on firmly, because he's liable to tear my head off. 541 00:51:26,789 --> 00:51:32,874 You know, losing your head... that's no small thing. 542 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:41,846 - I'm generally quite brave, only today I have such a terrible headache. 543 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:43,624 Am I paler than usual? 544 00:51:43,906 --> 00:51:47,676 - I have a horrible toothache so I'm clearly worse off than you are. 545 00:51:48,157 --> 00:51:50,537 - Then you shouldn't fight today. 546 00:51:50,833 --> 00:51:54,283 - I demand a mild fight! 547 00:51:54,482 --> 00:51:59,122 -We'll fight until 6 o'clock and afterwards we shall eat. 548 00:52:00,484 --> 00:52:02,634 - What a enormous cloud. 549 00:52:03,194 --> 00:52:06,054 Oh, I believe that those are wings beside it. 550 00:52:07,345 --> 00:52:09,145 It's a crow! 551 00:52:19,385 --> 00:52:22,508 Oh my, it's the White Queen. 552 00:52:26,826 --> 00:52:29,401 - Would you like to come live with me as a housemaid? 553 00:52:29,654 --> 00:52:33,034 Two pence a week and you could have jam for breakfast. 554 00:52:33,295 --> 00:52:36,833 - No thank you, and anyway I don't feel like having jam today. 555 00:52:37,023 --> 00:52:39,510 - But you wouldn't get jam today. 556 00:52:39,925 --> 00:52:42,095 It's after breakfast. 557 00:52:43,547 --> 00:52:47,387 - Everything is so complicated, I don't understand anything. 558 00:52:47,875 --> 00:52:52,000 - You're just not accustomed to living backwards. 559 00:52:52,193 --> 00:52:54,037 -To living backwards? 560 00:53:06,505 --> 00:53:10,485 - Oh, my finger is bleeding! 561 00:53:10,940 --> 00:53:12,610 Blood is flowing! 562 00:53:12,919 --> 00:53:14,429 - Did you prick your finger? 563 00:53:14,659 --> 00:53:18,659 - I haven't yet, but it already hurts. I'll poke it now. 564 00:53:19,141 --> 00:53:21,781 That is why blood came from my finger. 565 00:53:21,912 --> 00:53:25,803 Now do you understand how things here work? 566 00:53:26,031 --> 00:53:29,321 - Well then, does your finger not hurt anymore? 567 00:53:29,593 --> 00:53:31,923 - No, not at all... 568 00:53:32,156 --> 00:53:35,764 Thank you... Baa. 569 00:53:56,288 --> 00:53:58,413 - Do you want to buy something? 570 00:53:59,204 --> 00:54:02,084 - I'd like to buy an egg. How much does it cost? 571 00:54:02,326 --> 00:54:06,677 - For one - ten pence, for two - seven and a half. 572 00:54:07,572 --> 00:54:10,722 - Does that mean that two eggs are cheaper than one? 573 00:54:11,308 --> 00:54:13,108 Well then give me one, please. 574 00:54:13,405 --> 00:54:19,746 - I don't give anything to anyone: if you need it then take it. 575 00:54:21,136 --> 00:54:27,012 "Wait, this is Humpty Dumpty"- thought Alice to herself, - "it's him and no one else." 576 00:54:28,076 --> 00:54:30,856 - Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. 577 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:34,190 - Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. - Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. 578 00:54:34,528 --> 00:54:38,724 - All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again. 579 00:54:39,077 --> 00:54:44,887 Humpty Dumpty, Dumpty Humpty, Humpty Dumpty Couldn't put Humpty together again 580 00:54:45,829 --> 00:54:47,999 - How like an egg he looks. 581 00:54:48,286 --> 00:54:50,916 - I'm so tired of this. 582 00:54:51,096 --> 00:54:54,426 Everybody calls me an egg, everybody, without exception. 583 00:54:54,823 --> 00:54:59,397 - Wouldn't you feel safer down here? That wall is terribly narrow. 584 00:54:59,672 --> 00:55:00,810 - Not at all! 585 00:55:01,019 --> 00:55:06,809 Even if I should fall, the king told me... Yes, he promised me that he... 586 00:55:06,937 --> 00:55:10,936 - Will send all the king's horses and all the king's men. 587 00:55:11,726 --> 00:55:14,316 - You were eavesdropping, weren't you? Answer me! 588 00:55:14,488 --> 00:55:16,838 - No, I read it in a book. 589 00:55:17,072 --> 00:55:22,483 Do you think you could you explain the poem "Jabberwocky" to me? 590 00:55:22,804 --> 00:55:28,257 - I can explain all the poetry that ever was, and even some that will be. 591 00:55:28,537 --> 00:55:29,677 Read it to me. 592 00:55:29,837 --> 00:55:36,487 -'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; 593 00:55:36,804 --> 00:55:39,364 - That's enough to start with. 594 00:55:39,481 --> 00:55:46,201 All right, that's all for now. It's the eighth hour of the evening, time to dine. 595 00:55:46,925 --> 00:55:49,725 - Do you understand? And brillig? 596 00:55:50,167 --> 00:55:52,497 - This is rickety and deft. 597 00:55:52,649 --> 00:55:56,739 This word is like a wallet, when you open it there are two faces! 598 00:55:56,963 --> 00:55:59,803 So it is here, this word goes in two directions. 599 00:56:00,116 --> 00:56:02,866 - Oh, now I understand. But what are slithy toves? 600 00:56:03,184 --> 00:56:06,564 - That is a hybrid of the mongrel, polecat, badger and the shrew. 601 00:56:07,145 --> 00:56:09,685 - It must be an amusing animal. 602 00:56:10,033 --> 00:56:11,269 - Yes it is. 603 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,454 - But what does "did gyre and gimble" mean? 604 00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:16,096 - Jumped, dove, rotated! Oh! 605 00:56:16,588 --> 00:56:18,310 - But "wabe" - what is it? 606 00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:20,857 - So long. 607 00:56:21,375 --> 00:56:30,190 - In my whole life I haven't ever met someone so disgusting, so very disgusting. 608 00:56:40,657 --> 00:56:45,907 - Sweetheart, did you see someone there? I have sent all the king's horses and all the king's men there. 609 00:56:46,381 --> 00:56:48,361 - There are thousands of them. 610 00:56:48,597 --> 00:56:52,439 - To be more exact, four thousand two hundred and seven people. 611 00:56:52,867 --> 00:56:57,928 I'm waiting quite patiently for my herald. Have a look at the road, who do you see there? 612 00:57:01,809 --> 00:57:02,947 - Nobody. 613 00:57:03,110 --> 00:57:07,060 - I wish I had such vision! To be able to see no one, and at such a distance at that. 614 00:57:14,666 --> 00:57:16,822 Who did you meet on the road? 615 00:57:17,154 --> 00:57:18,527 - Nobody. 616 00:57:18,742 --> 00:57:22,572 - This little girl saw him too. Tell me, what's happening in town? 617 00:57:22,862 --> 00:57:25,862 -It would be better if I whisper this... whisper it in your ear. 618 00:57:26,231 --> 00:57:27,322 - Do so. 619 00:57:27,698 --> 00:57:30,218 - They're at it again! 620 00:57:30,787 --> 00:57:33,017 - Do you think that's a whisper?! 621 00:57:33,220 --> 00:57:38,671 Don't you dare yell like this again or I'll have you burned at the stake! 622 00:57:38,827 --> 00:57:40,317 - Who is doing what again? 623 00:57:40,611 --> 00:57:44,301 - How do you mean, "who"? The Lion and the Unicorn, of course! 624 00:57:45,222 --> 00:57:50,370 They are having a fight to the death for a crown. For my crown, by the by. 625 00:57:50,754 --> 00:57:52,704 Let's go and have a look! 626 00:58:03,617 --> 00:58:10,063 I hear you say: "I'm living a fairy tale!" But see for yourself, how easy is it really? 627 00:58:10,341 --> 00:58:13,571 It's impossible to move through this story without caution 628 00:58:13,862 --> 00:58:20,321 Because this is all so vague and incomprehensible, and everything is upside down 629 00:58:20,681 --> 00:58:24,050 Oh, this is all so complicated, but rather charming for all of that! 630 00:58:24,322 --> 00:58:27,142 You have to watch every step you take. 631 00:58:27,548 --> 00:58:32,365 But in fairy tales we could all meet 632 00:58:33,356 --> 00:58:37,611 A king, or even many kings. 633 00:58:38,478 --> 00:58:42,899 And it's splendid to have a talk with Humpty Dumpty, 634 00:58:44,537 --> 00:58:49,755 And sing songs with Tweedledum and Tweedledee. 635 00:58:56,677 --> 00:59:01,215 Through the Looking Glass 636 00:59:04,641 --> 00:59:05,804 Chapter 4 637 00:59:08,521 --> 00:59:13,588 "While Alice, the King and the herald were running to watch the fight between the Lion and the Unicorn, 638 00:59:13,626 --> 00:59:16,556 Alice recalled the words of an old song: 639 00:59:20,578 --> 00:59:29,992 The lion and the unicorn were fighting for the crown, the lion beat the unicorn all around the town. 640 00:59:30,407 --> 00:59:39,089 Some gave them white bread, and some gave them brown; Some gave them plum cake and then drummed them out of town". 641 00:59:43,141 --> 00:59:46,564 - But who will win and who will get the crown? 642 00:59:47,398 --> 00:59:50,008 - Well, who do you think? 643 00:59:50,544 --> 00:59:55,304 - Would you please stay still for just a minute? 644 00:59:55,784 --> 00:59:57,334 - For a minute? 645 00:59:57,572 --> 01:00:02,432 First it would be necessary to catch this minute, and it's frightfully hard to catch up with time. 646 01:00:03,195 --> 01:00:06,937 A 10 minute break! 647 01:00:10,017 --> 01:00:11,807 - What is that, what is that? 648 01:00:11,954 --> 01:00:15,343 - It's a human child, a live human child. 649 01:00:15,986 --> 01:00:20,484 - Oh! And I thought that children were simply monsters from fairy-tales. 650 01:00:20,826 --> 01:00:24,826 - I thought the same thing about unicorns. 651 01:00:25,126 --> 01:00:29,426 - Well, why don't you believe in me and I'll believe in you. How does that sound? 652 01:00:29,796 --> 01:00:30,934 - That's fine. 653 01:00:31,298 --> 01:00:35,278 - Then give us some cake, monster. 654 01:00:42,453 --> 01:00:48,603 - I don't understand at all. I cut the pie but after a bit it grows again. 655 01:00:49,173 --> 01:00:56,543 - You don't know how to handle mirror cake: first you hand it out then you cut it. 656 01:01:07,788 --> 01:01:11,678 "Alice couldn't figure out where the drumming was coming from. 657 01:01:11,862 --> 01:01:16,942 "If that doesn't drum them out of town" - thought Alice, - "nothing will". 658 01:01:22,516 --> 01:01:26,306 - Check to you! Check! You are my nephew! 659 01:01:27,555 --> 01:01:30,465 - Hey, stop. Check to you, check! 660 01:01:33,612 --> 01:01:38,078 - It was I who took her into captivity. - But then I rescued her. 661 01:01:41,435 --> 01:01:44,425 - Hm, a brilliant victory, is it not? 662 01:01:44,629 --> 01:01:48,599 - I don't know, I don't want to be anybody's prisoner. 663 01:01:49,170 --> 01:01:51,440 I want to be a queen! 664 01:01:52,692 --> 01:01:56,472 - You will be a queen when you cross the next brook. 665 01:01:56,635 --> 01:01:58,465 I will lead you. 666 01:01:59,419 --> 01:02:05,009 - I was wondering: what's the point of the mousetrap there? I find it difficult to imagine that mice can live on horses. 667 01:02:05,518 --> 01:02:07,438 - It's difficult, but not impossible. 668 01:02:08,138 --> 01:02:11,194 If they did I wouldn't want them running all around. 669 01:02:12,710 --> 01:02:17,785 - You must not often ride on horseback, yes ? 670 01:02:18,024 --> 01:02:19,394 - I ride on horseback quite often. 671 01:02:19,693 --> 01:02:27,954 The great art of the equitation consists of keeping your balance. 672 01:02:29,023 --> 01:02:35,423 My intellect is working without cease: the lower my head - the deeper my thoughts. 673 01:02:35,957 --> 01:02:37,542 Why are you sad? 674 01:02:37,581 --> 01:02:41,981 Would you like me to sing you a little song? When I sing it everybody sobs, or... 675 01:02:42,312 --> 01:02:44,720 - Or what? - Or doesn't sob. 676 01:02:46,155 --> 01:02:51,615 Who lives beside me in the forest? The hare, the moose, and the badger. 677 01:02:52,149 --> 01:02:57,550 And old wood grouse, herding the fox, flies off through the thick woodland. 678 01:02:58,359 --> 01:03:05,067 And the hedgehog hurries on the path beside me to have dinner with his dear friend. 679 01:03:05,510 --> 01:03:11,939 But beside me in the forest, the baby elephant doesn't live, the merry baby elephant doesn't live 680 01:03:14,313 --> 01:03:16,628 The merry baby elephant doesn't live. 681 01:03:18,156 --> 01:03:24,316 A hedgehog embroiders a cross on a shirt and the stoat murmurs a song. 682 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:30,410 The vixens sprinkle my courtyard with sand and sweep my house with their tails. 683 01:03:30,987 --> 01:03:37,499 The tomtit flies above me jingling, and the gopher is my friend and neighbour... 684 01:03:37,922 --> 01:03:44,182 But beside me in the forest, the baby elephant doesn't live, the merry baby elephant doesn't live 685 01:03:46,965 --> 01:03:49,280 The merry baby elephant doesn't live. 686 01:03:49,741 --> 01:03:54,851 And here your last square. Now I shall leave you, my child. 687 01:03:55,271 --> 01:04:01,064 Will you wave your handkerchief when I get to the road? I think it'll encourage me, you see. 688 01:04:01,823 --> 01:04:06,241 "For many years afterwards this scene remained with Alice. 689 01:04:06,618 --> 01:04:14,548 The meek blue eyes and kind smile on the face of the knight, and the setting sun gilding his hair. 690 01:04:14,798 --> 01:04:17,956 And the black shadow of the forest behind it all. 691 01:04:28,695 --> 01:04:29,935 - Oh! 692 01:04:30,312 --> 01:04:36,380 I didn't think that I would become a queen so soon. 693 01:04:40,054 --> 01:04:43,444 - Tell me, please... - Never speak until spoken to! 694 01:04:43,662 --> 01:04:46,062 - You're not a queen untill you pass the exam. 695 01:04:46,288 --> 01:04:53,306 - Well, here it is. This problem is division. Cut a loaf of bread in half with a knife. What will you get? 696 01:04:53,806 --> 01:04:57,956 - Hm, I think... - Sandwiches, certainly! 697 01:04:58,128 --> 01:05:02,938 Here is example on subtraction. Subtract a bone from a dog. What will you get? 698 01:05:03,148 --> 01:05:04,368 - Nothing will remain. 699 01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:08,169 - Not true. A dog's patience will remain. 700 01:05:08,426 --> 01:05:09,476 - How's that? 701 01:05:09,805 --> 01:05:12,135 - Now tell me, what causes lightning? 702 01:05:12,350 --> 01:05:14,658 - Thunder, of course... No-no-no, I meant the reverse. 703 01:05:15,356 --> 01:05:21,421 -We had such a thunderstorm last Tuesday, oh! 704 01:05:21,456 --> 01:05:26,337 On the last set if Tuesdays, I meant, oh! 705 01:05:26,372 --> 01:05:28,980 - We dont have more than one Tuesday a week in my country. 706 01:05:30,206 --> 01:05:32,212 - My, what a pity! 707 01:05:32,748 --> 01:05:35,822 Sometimes we even have seven Tuesdays in a week... 708 01:05:36,365 --> 01:05:42,151 By the way, I'd like to invite you to have dinner with Alice tonight. 709 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:44,549 - But I invited you! 710 01:05:45,109 --> 01:05:51,371 - I don't know the first thing about making dinner. I only invited people so I could have guests. 711 01:05:51,869 --> 01:05:55,577 We waited so long for youto invite us, but it seems you didn't take lessons in good manners. 712 01:05:55,688 --> 01:05:58,756 - We declined the invitation last week. 713 01:06:07,479 --> 01:06:12,439 Queen Alice declares a holiday, hopes to gather mirror folk soon. 714 01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:20,720 On a high throne in the royal hall, Queen Alice waits in her palace. 715 01:06:20,656 --> 01:06:28,215 A crown on her head, a sceptre in hand, a feast in her honor Queen Alice attends. 716 01:06:29,853 --> 01:06:38,326 - Allow me to introduce you. Alice, this is- a Ham. Ham, this is- Alice. 717 01:06:39,961 --> 01:06:42,169 - May I slice you a bit? - Certaintly not! 718 01:06:42,204 --> 01:06:46,213 It's bad manners to cut anyone you've been introduced to. 719 01:06:46,230 --> 01:06:47,202 Carry the Ham away. 720 01:06:48,442 --> 01:06:52,323 - I don't want to be introduced to the pudding or else I won't get anything to eat at all. 721 01:06:52,358 --> 01:06:57,902 -Pudding, this is-Alice. Alice, this is-the Pudding. 722 01:06:58,280 --> 01:06:59,369 Carry it away! 723 01:07:00,253 --> 01:07:03,703 Long live Queen Alice! 724 01:07:19,821 --> 01:07:21,187 - Here I am! 725 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:29,318 - Stop it, stop it, it's enough I say! Stop this immediately! 726 01:07:29,353 --> 01:07:34,221 I shall swat you all just like a cat! 727 01:07:35,858 --> 01:07:41,566 "I've had such a wonderous dream, but now I've been woken up by the kitten" -thought Alice 728 01:07:41,601 --> 01:07:44,589 "She was there with me in the mirror country..." 729 01:07:44,624 --> 01:07:48,461 Well, of course! The Black Queen was exactly like the kitten! 730 01:07:48,724 --> 01:07:52,989 But the kitten only purred, pretending that she didn't hear Alice. 731 01:07:53,224 --> 01:08:02,805 All cats have one inconvenient habit: whatever you say to them, they only purr. 732 01:08:08,019 --> 01:08:14,415 I hear you say: "I'm living a fairy tale!" But see for yourself, how easy is it really? 733 01:08:14,873 --> 01:08:18,017 It's impossible to move through this story without caution 734 01:08:18,455 --> 01:08:25,154 Because this is all so vague and incomprehensible, and everything is upside down 735 01:08:25,189 --> 01:08:28,672 Oh, this is all so complicated, but rather charming for all of that! 736 01:08:28,707 --> 01:08:32,001 You have to watch every step you take. 737 01:08:32,036 --> 01:08:37,417 I ran through this fairy tale on a dangerous road, 738 01:08:37,652 --> 01:08:42,224 The faster your race to the end, the sooner you reach it 739 01:08:42,559 --> 01:08:47,418 Well, here's the uncoupling, and it's a bit melancholy. 740 01:08:48,763 --> 01:08:53,815 My fairy tale, my fairy tale, I'll remember when I grow up. 741 01:08:53,850 --> 01:08:55,927 By Viktor for all Americanski