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Субтитри за (—) (1985)

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Юни 02 2015 00:51:32
Направено от barometer, Michael Kandel, beastless₃
Iz dnevnikov Iyona Tihogo. Puteshestviye na Interopiyu.1985.en.1.25fps.1433206292.srt ⭳
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Translated by barometer for KG on the basis of Michael Kandel's English translation of Lem's "Fourteenth Voyage" from "Star Diaries". However he writes "I couldn't bring myself to use Squamps and Scrupts as in the English translation". Formatting slightly improved by beastless.

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1 00:00:08,180 --> 00:00:10,868 I present to you the Star Diaries of Ijon Tichy. 2 00:00:11,027 --> 00:00:14,826 We trust you're familiar with the many accomplishments of this traveler 3 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:18,693 whose name is known in both segments of the Milky Way... 4 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:22,269 The famous astronaut, captain of the distant galactic voyage 5 00:00:22,473 --> 00:00:26,603 hunter of comets and alien creatures, tireless explorer 6 00:00:26,659 --> 00:00:28,839 and discoverer of Eighty-thousand and three worlds. 7 00:00:29,064 --> 00:00:33,136 Ijon Tichy stands alongside such fearless figures as 8 00:00:33,224 --> 00:00:35,522 Baron Munchausen and Captain Vrungel 9 00:00:37,892 --> 00:00:41,544 Tichy...Tichy... Where did he disappear to? 10 00:00:41,728 --> 00:00:43,569 ASTRAL STERNU TARANTOGA Prof. of space zoology, Fomalhaut University. 11 00:00:43,570 --> 00:00:45,769 Honorable Cavalier of Ursa Major /friend and consultant of Ijon Tichy/ 12 00:00:48,818 --> 00:00:49,555 Tarantoga! 13 00:00:50,197 --> 00:00:56,419 -Have you ever hunted for Kurdli? -For Kurdli? I don't recall. 14 00:00:57,516 --> 00:01:01,275 They are found on Enteropia. Look! 15 00:01:02,522 --> 00:01:04,521 Enteropia...sixth planet 16 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,521 of a dual solar system. 17 00:01:07,974 --> 00:01:09,705 Climate: warm. 18 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:14,107 Conditions for life: Favorable, except for periods of Hmep. 19 00:01:14,476 --> 00:01:16,363 Hmep? What is that, Tarantoga? 20 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:21,770 I believe it is something like a meteor shower 21 00:01:22,522 --> 00:01:28,991 Sepulki play an important role in the lives of residents of Enteropia, the Ardrites 22 00:01:30,954 --> 00:01:32,953 Sepulki? 23 00:01:34,522 --> 00:01:39,941 Sepulki play a significant role as an element of Ardite Civilization... 24 00:01:40,942 --> 00:01:42,413 See: Sepulcary 25 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:47,477 (SEPULCARY) 26 00:01:47,490 --> 00:01:51,149 Sepulcary: Place for storing Sepulki and Sepuleniya 27 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:55,359 See: Sepuleniya 28 00:01:57,394 --> 00:02:01,298 Sepuleniya: Activity of the Ardrides of Enteropia 29 00:02:02,546 --> 00:02:03,546 See: Sepulki 30 00:02:04,862 --> 00:02:06,214 Don't worry, professor. 31 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:09,081 I'll figure out Sepulki in person. 32 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:12,170 "Voyage to Enteropia" 33 00:03:22,156 --> 00:03:23,530 Are you a vertebrate? 34 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:25,047 Of course! 35 00:03:25,514 --> 00:03:28,504 -Then proceed to the next window, please. - Thank you. 36 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:34,060 Aha, yes. 37 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:43,522 Are you mammalian? 38 00:03:44,698 --> 00:03:45,698 Naturally! 39 00:03:46,522 --> 00:03:48,521 Well then, happy mammaling! 40 00:03:48,522 --> 00:03:51,336 In case of a Hmep, you will be provided a spare. 41 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:52,918 Uhh, what? 42 00:03:53,148 --> 00:03:57,118 In case of a Hmep, You will be provided a spare. Understood? 43 00:03:57,703 --> 00:03:58,500 Absolutely! 44 00:04:47,650 --> 00:04:48,374 (Lover of Sepulki) 45 00:04:49,036 --> 00:04:51,233 (Our Sepulki are the best anywhere) 46 00:05:07,522 --> 00:05:09,522 (Kurdli - Our Pride) 47 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,522 You are probably from far away? 48 00:05:16,576 --> 00:05:18,522 Yes! I am interested in Sepulki. 49 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,522 Ohh, that is interesting of course 50 00:05:21,576 --> 00:05:25,429 but absolutely cannot compare with Kurdli Hunting. 51 00:05:25,522 --> 00:05:30,810 Believe me, a Kurdli hunt is absolutely unforgettable! 52 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:34,346 It will cost only three hundred smackers. 53 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,752 But I'm interested in sepulki! 54 00:05:36,762 --> 00:05:39,522 So you'll have sepulki...but later. 55 00:05:59,522 --> 00:06:03,280 This is to make it tasty for the Kurdli. 56 00:06:04,082 --> 00:06:06,522 Remember, when the Kurdli swallows you 57 00:06:06,522 --> 00:06:09,062 turn on the timer mechanism on the bomb. 58 00:06:09,522 --> 00:06:12,798 Please take this - use the little broom to brush off the spices. 59 00:06:13,050 --> 00:06:16,590 Then the paste will begin to work and the Kurdli will eject you. 60 00:06:16,754 --> 00:06:19,228 And the Sepulki? You..aaaa 61 00:06:45,522 --> 00:06:46,918 What are you doing here? 62 00:06:47,346 --> 00:06:48,522 I am studying the Kurdli. And you? 63 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:50,104 Hunting. 64 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,400 Hunting? 65 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:55,786 Don't you know that the Kurdli have been saving us from the Hmep for centuries? 66 00:06:55,994 --> 00:06:57,921 Hunting Kurdli is criminal! 67 00:06:58,334 --> 00:06:59,334 I didn't know! 68 00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:20,052 (Lovers of Sepulki) 69 00:07:25,136 --> 00:07:26,136 What's all this? 70 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,927 It's a Hmep - meteor shower. 71 00:07:29,522 --> 00:07:31,270 Nothing to worry about! Just... 72 00:07:32,610 --> 00:07:35,010 Will you be buying a ticket? 73 00:07:37,774 --> 00:07:41,524 Settle down! The spare will show up soon. 74 00:07:51,988 --> 00:07:52,638 (Sepulki Show) 75 00:08:30,346 --> 00:08:31,522 What happened? 76 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:35,582 Nothing out of the ordinary. You got whacked with a meteorite. 77 00:08:35,874 --> 00:08:39,475 What do you mean a meteorite? That means I'm a spare? 78 00:08:39,522 --> 00:08:41,522 Of course. What did you think? 79 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:51,716 (SEPULCARY) 80 00:08:58,406 --> 00:08:59,774 I. Tichy 81 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:14,248 Ah! Sepulki? 82 00:09:14,544 --> 00:09:15,544 You doubted me? 83 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:22,978 You can ask anywhere about Ijon Tichy! 84 00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:25,758 Be it on the rings of Saturn, or any star 85 00:09:25,776 --> 00:09:27,776 And anyone will answer, once or even twice 86 00:09:28,094 --> 00:09:31,084 That all over the galaxy, they know of Ijon. 87 00:09:33,664 --> 00:09:35,664 On earth there are such things 88 00:09:36,268 --> 00:09:38,268 That William Shakespeare wrote of long ago. 89 00:09:39,818 --> 00:09:41,522 But even the wisest man can't dream up 90 00:09:41,686 --> 00:09:45,522 what awaits us in the endless, starry world.