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Subtitles for Through the Looking Glass (3) (1982)

English
July 04 2022 05:33:39
Created by MCh05v, Niffiwan
Alisa v Zazerkalye (3).1982.en.1.25fps.1656912819.srt ⭳
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Subs originally from subs.com.ru, from 2010 (before that website disappeared). Translation improved by Niffiwan in 2022 - correcting grammatical mistakes, making it be closer to the original book's text (it ended up being a mix of the original and the Russian translation), improving the song translation so that it at least takes up the same amount of syllables as the original (though without rhyming). One thing that could be improved is that many of the lines are too long.

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1 00:00:05,940 --> 00:00:08,709 Through the Looking Glass 2 00:00:09,356 --> 00:00:11,900 after the eponymous tale by L. Carroll 3 00:00:12,188 --> 00:00:13,309 Part Three 4 00:00:13,992 --> 00:00:15,208 To the House of Tweedledum To the House of Tweedledee 5 00:00:17,416 --> 00:00:19,567 The arrows, for some reason, both pointed the same way. 6 00:00:20,726 --> 00:00:25,270 "I do believe," thought Alice, "that Tweedledum and Tweedledee live together!" 7 00:00:25,831 --> 00:00:29,119 I'll just visit and say "how d'you do?" and ask them the way out of the wood. 8 00:00:39,463 --> 00:00:45,902 If you think we're wax-works, you ought to pay, you know. They are pay-per-view. 9 00:00:46,295 --> 00:00:49,766 Contrariwise, you ought to do otherwise. 10 00:00:50,048 --> 00:01:00,056 - I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. - The first thing in a visit is to say "How d'ye do?" and shake hands! 11 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:18,143 Tweedledum and Tweedledee Agreed to have a battle For Tweedledum said Tweedledee Had spoiled his nice new rattle. 12 00:01:18,686 --> 00:01:26,280 So nice it was... so new it was... Had spoiled his nice new rattle. 13 00:01:26,742 --> 00:01:41,623 Just then flew down a monstrous crow, As black as a tar-barrel; Which frightened both the heroes so, They quite forgot their quarrel. 14 00:01:42,167 --> 00:01:55,913 Tra-la (ra-la-la!), tru-lu (ru-lu-lu!) ...they quite forgot... their quarrel! 15 00:02:05,672 --> 00:02:08,031 Do you see <i>that</i>? 16 00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:16,511 - I knew it! It's spoilt! - You needn't be so angry about an old rattle. 17 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:24,435 But it isn’t old! It's new, I tell you. My nice new RATTLE! 18 00:02:25,876 --> 00:02:35,380 - Of course you agree to have a battle? - I suppose so! Only <i>she</i> must help us to dress up. 19 00:02:41,004 --> 00:02:50,164 Fasten it tighter, or my head could get cut off. You know, the loss of one's head is a very serious loss. 20 00:02:52,444 --> 00:03:00,370 I'm very brave generally, only to-day I happen to have a headache. Do I look very pale? 21 00:03:01,124 --> 00:03:06,931 And <i>I’ve</i> got a toothache! I'm far worse off than you! - Then you’d better not fight to-day. 22 00:03:07,332 --> 00:03:16,596 - We must have a bit of a fight! - Let's fight till six, and then have dinner. 23 00:03:17,251 --> 00:03:25,932 - What a thick black cloud that is! Why, I do believe it’s got wings! It's the crow! 24 00:03:36,714 --> 00:03:39,172 Oh, that's the White Queen! 25 00:03:44,275 --> 00:03:49,956 Would you like to be my lady's maid? Twopence a week and jam every other day. 26 00:03:50,715 --> 00:03:56,251 - No, thank you - and I don't want any jam today. - You won't receive it today. 27 00:03:57,044 --> 00:03:59,332 Jam every <i>other</i> day. 28 00:04:00,715 --> 00:04:04,675 That's dreadfully confusing, I don't understand you at all. 29 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:10,899 - It's just that you are not used to the effect of living backwards. - Living backwards? 30 00:04:25,956 --> 00:04:31,420 - My finger's bleeding! Bleeding! - Have you pricked your finger? 31 00:04:31,948 --> 00:04:42,916 Not <i>yet</i>, but it hurts already. And now I shall prick it. That accounts for the bleeding, you see. Now do you understand the way things happen here? 32 00:04:43,435 --> 00:04:51,732 - Then your finger no longer hurts? - No!... It does not. Thank you, tha-a... baa-a-a-a.... 33 00:05:13,692 --> 00:05:15,324 What is it you want to buy? 34 00:05:16,603 --> 00:05:23,762 - I should like to buy an egg, please. How do you sell them? - One for ten kopek, two for five-kopek and a half. 35 00:05:24,996 --> 00:05:27,364 Then two eggs are cheaper than one? 36 00:05:28,315 --> 00:05:38,028 Then I'll have <i>one</i>, please, - I never put things into people's hands —if you ne-e-ed it, ge-e-et it for yourself! 37 00:05:38,563 --> 00:05:44,307 "But that's Humpty Dumpty!" Alice thought. "That's him and nobody else!" 38 00:05:45,355 --> 00:05:50,340 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall: Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. 39 00:05:51,708 --> 00:06:02,227 All the King's horses and all the King's men Couldn't put Humpty... couldn't put Dumpty... Humpty Dumpty, Dumpty Humpty, Humpty Dumpty in his place again. 40 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:11,828 - How exactly like an egg he is! - I am so fed up with this! Everybody calls me an egg. Every and all! 41 00:06:12,244 --> 00:06:16,627 Wouldn't you be more at ease down on the ground? That wall is awfully narrow! 42 00:06:17,164 --> 00:06:22,900 Not at all! But if ever I <i>did</i> fall off, the King has promised me — with his very own mouth — to... 43 00:06:23,324 --> 00:06:31,133 - To send all his horses and all his men. - You were eavesdropping, weren't you? 44 00:06:32,027 --> 00:06:39,621 - No, I read it in a book! Would you kindly tell me the meaning of the poem called "Jabberwocky"? 45 00:06:40,292 --> 00:06:46,788 I can explain all the poems that were ever invented — and a good many that haven't been invented just yet. Let's hear it! 46 00:06:47,211 --> 00:06:53,772 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. 47 00:06:54,259 --> 00:06:58,284 That's enough to begin with. Well, then: 48 00:06:58,611 --> 00:07:06,572 "Brillig" means eight o'clock in the evening when it's time for supper. - I understand. And "slithy"? 49 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:16,715 That's lithe and slimy. That word is like a portmanteau - you open it and find two compartments! Two meanings packed up into one word. 50 00:07:17,683 --> 00:07:23,684 - Ah, I see it now... and what are "toves"? - They're a mixture of ferrets, badgers and corkscrews. 51 00:07:24,708 --> 00:07:29,980 - They must be very curious looking creatures! - They are that. - And what's the "gyre" and to "gimble"? 52 00:07:30,955 --> 00:07:37,595 - To go round like a gyroscope, to make holes like a gimlet! - And what is "the Wabe"? - Farewell. 53 00:07:38,532 --> 00:07:46,892 - Never in my life have I met someone so repulsive... so rip-rap-ryp-repulsive. 54 00:07:57,932 --> 00:08:03,068 My dear, did you happen to meet anybody? I've sent all my horses and all my men! 55 00:08:03,468 --> 00:08:10,347 - There are thousands of them there! - The exact number is 4207 people. 56 00:08:10,447 --> 00:08:12,339 I am expecting a Messenger any minute now. 57 00:08:12,539 --> 00:08:15,268 Just look along the road, who do you see there? 58 00:08:19,155 --> 00:08:24,212 - Nobody. - I only wish <i>I</i> had such eyes! To see Nobody, and at that distance, too! 59 00:08:31,967 --> 00:08:35,228 Who did you pass on the road? - Nobody. 60 00:08:35,676 --> 00:08:43,647 This young lady saw him too. What's happened in the town? - I'd better wh... whisper it in your ear. 61 00:08:43,792 --> 00:08:44,892 - Go on. 62 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:51,323 - They’re at it again! - Do you call <i>that</i> a whisper?! If you should ever 63 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:57,251 scream like that again, I'll have you buttered! - Who are at it again? 64 00:08:57,748 --> 00:09:10,332 Why, the Lion and the Unicorn, of course. Fighting to the death for the crown. For <i>my</i> crown, by the way. Let's run and see them! 65 00:09:20,964 --> 00:09:27,267 I hear you saying: "like fairy-tale living" But judge for yourselves: is that easily lived? 66 00:09:27,684 --> 00:09:38,044 You can't do a thing here without being cautious, Because of uncertainly and of obscurity, And lack of knowledge and unpleasantness... 67 00:09:38,539 --> 00:09:44,571 Oh, it's so complicated! And that's where the fun is! You can't take one step here without taking care. 68 00:09:45,108 --> 00:09:54,732 Although, on the bright side, In fairy tales we meet With real, living queens, Sometimes even a king. 69 00:09:55,692 --> 00:09:59,844 And have a nice chat with The real Humpty Dumpty, 70 00:10:02,012 --> 00:10:05,560 And we sing songs with, And we sing songs with Tweedledum, Tweedledee.