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Hey, boy!

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I'm no boy. I am a Soviet airplane.

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I buy bottles, jars, rags,

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I exchange old things
for toy pistols,

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ice cream for scrap.

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PACK!

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Based on stories by
Mikhail Zoshchenko and Daniil Kharms

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Hey girl...
are you selling that galosh?

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Yes, I am.

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100 rubles for this galosh.

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Hm, 100 rubles is too expensive.

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If you want...

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I'll give you two kopeks,
and we'll part as friends.

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- Oh! They're real!
- Mmhm.

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[Pack!]

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Would you like some "Plombir" ice cream?

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We would! Two scoops for a kopek each.

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Or four scoops...

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For now, here are TWO scoops for you.

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Giddy-up!

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Oh, Minka!

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We sold that galosh too cheap!

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We should, Lilly, sell him
some other galosh.

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Let's run home! Yevdokim Osipovich and
Olya Petrovna have come to visit us today.

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They always wear galoshes!

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[A Careful Position]

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"Thwack"!

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"Thwack"!

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"Thwack"!

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"Thwack".

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"Thwack".

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Yevdokim Osipovich,
I beg you...

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...stop saying that word, "thwack".

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Fine, fine!

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"Pack"...

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Olga Petrovna,

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you may continue your work,
I won't interfere any more.

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I beg you, I dearly beg you,

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let me split at least this one log!
(Boo-hoo-hoo!)

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Of course, split it, by all means!

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[A Careful Position]

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"Pack".

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"Pack".

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[Pack! Pack! Pack!]

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"Pack"!

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Look! I'm eating cranberries
without grimacing.

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The cranberries are really sour!
But I'm not grimacing!

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Now somebody will walk past and say:

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"What strength of character!"

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If the junkman paid two kopeks
for that ripped-up thing,

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then for this new one we should
get not less than a ruble!

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Hey! I'm eating cranberries
and not grimacing!

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What's the hurry, boy?

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...Well... I'm eating cranberries.

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I... order you... to open.

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Hey, what're you standing around for,
oaf?

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Who?... Me?!... ME??!!

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I order you to...

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NO!
IT IS ME YOU CALL OAF?

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Tell me now: you call ME oaf?!

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I order you...

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What's this? You think me
an oaf?!

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I - an oaf?!

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You, you! Who else is there?

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Oh, that's how it is!

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You think me an oaf!
Me - an oaf! Oaf!

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Be quiet, you lummox!

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Heh, one word at him,
and he's driven up the wall!

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Who's a lummox?!

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Me?... ME?!...

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What's this?

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A galosh is being sold again?

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Uh-huh. It is.

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Well, for this one galosh...

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I'll give you... a fiver.

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But two galoshes are
what the public wants.

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So their price would be higher.

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Minka! Run home, and bring another galosh!

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What're you looking at?
Get in the bushes, someone's coming!

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We're going to play a prank on him!

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I'm... careful!

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To hell with this jar!
I don't need to know what's in it!

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Yeah, really... to hell with it.

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Ah... no... I won't fall again.

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I'm really not careful...

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No... I'd better crawl...

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Ah! A jar!

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Aii! Aii! It hurts!

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So what? Look at me, I'm covered in
bruises but I don't scare anyone with frogs!

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I'm going to arrest you!
What're you grabbing ears for?

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No, I'm going to arrest you.
So you won't frighten people with frogs.

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Let me go! Let me go!

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You call me oaf?!
Why, for such words, I'll...

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Heh, your arms are short.

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MY arms are short?!

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Yours, yours. They really are short.

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You know, I'd say...

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Quiet, you. You're a criminal,
and have no right to speak.

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- Why?!
- Why what?

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Why am I a criminal?

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Because you don't
have the right to speak.

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To the street with you!

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Oh, shoot!

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Wow! Let me wear it!

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Lilly? Hey, Lilly!

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Ah... I buy bottles, rags...

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...this won't do, you've really disappointed me
with your commerce.

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I'll give you four kopeks,
and we'll part as friends.

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- One...Two...
- Children!

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Children... Where are you?...
Come home at once!

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Um. Three... four...

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I'm deducting that as a penalty for my
time spent in fruitless conversation!

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What a strange thing!

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One of my galoshes is here, but the
other is missing for some reason!

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What nonsense is this?

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My second galosh is also missing.

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Don't you worry, we don't
lose things for no reason here.

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Lilly, where did you get
this money from?

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Uh... we were walking here...
and Minka took them and... uh..

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What could be worse than lying?

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We sold the junkman two galoshes for ice cream.

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"Thwack".

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Worse than lying is the thing
that you've done.

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Don't worry, I'll sell all the children's toys
to the junkman, and then buy you new galoshes.

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That's not all.

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For the next two years...

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...I forbid Lilly and Minka
to eat ice cream.

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...and may anyone who eats ice cream
remember this sad story, and ponder...

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...and ponder:

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Did he deserve this sweet thing?
Did he lie? Did he scam someone else?

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"Thwack, pack, thwack"!

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Mikhail Zoshchenko

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Daniil Kharms

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written by Oleg Yegorov
directed by Yulian Kalisher

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art directors
L. Tanarenko, Ye. Zelyonina

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cameraman Leonard Kolvinkovskiy

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Music V. Nazarov
Sound O. Solomonov

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voice artists Pyotr Shcherbakov,
Lyudmila Gnilova, Roman Tkachuk,
Svetlana Travkina

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Animators: F. Gasanov,
O. Degtyaryova, V. Kadukhin

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Painter Ye. Lopatinkova
Montage S. Simukhina
Text editor T. Borodina

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Production director Z. Sarayeva

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The End
Timing by Eus, Subs by Niffiwan
February 2020