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"Ekran"
Creative Collective

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TELEMANIACS

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Soon on TV - Ekraman 0011

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Telemaniacs

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Starring Top Film Stars

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Hello, Piggy!*

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Hello, Stepasha!*
*[characters from children's puppet show]

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NEEDS REPAIR

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*gibberish*

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The referee's whistle
signals an 11 meter penalty kick!

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The injured player is up,
the centre-back's going to the referee,

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the [???] has come out,

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and now begins the famous,
now-traditional "lawsuit" -

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the aggrieved party likely feels that the
judge has punished unfairly.

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But nevertheless, the
11-meter penalty kick stands.

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A few more whistles
from the referee.

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He sorts things out with several
more players,

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moving them beyond the
so-called penalty area,

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where they'll have to stand
at the required... nine [???]

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...distance (those are the rules),

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And so, the matter is done:

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Ksdfsdfkn!!!

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Turn the judge into soap!!!

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screenwriter A. Hayt
director Anatoliy Reznikov

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art directors
Ye. Karavayeva, A. Novitskiy

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camera K. Rasulov
sound N. Kudrina

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synthesizer solo by
A. Novitskiy

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animators N. Bazeltseva, A. Yelizarov,
I. Gundyreva, V. Sporyhin, Yu. Andreyev,
I. Samohin, S. Petetskiy

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artists S. Aleksashina, Ye. Stroganova,
V. Samoteykin, N. Grachyova,
Ye. Sudarikova, S. Olesov

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script editor V. Guseva
montage G. Drobinina, T. Morgunova
production director L. Zaryuta

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People!

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The End

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(c) "Ekran" Creative Collective
USSR State Radio, 1988