1 00:00:00,430 --> 00:00:03,280 Soyuzmultfilm, Moscow 2 00:00:04,020 --> 00:00:07,130 Portrait 3 00:00:07,470 --> 00:00:13,150 story Sergey Mihalkov director Roman Kachanov art L. Shvartsman, music N. Bogoslovskiy 4 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:19,130 camera Ye. Petrova, sound G. Martynyuk montage I. Gerasimova, ass. B. Korneyev, T. Dombrovskaya 5 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:24,380 script editor P. Frolov, production director G. Kruglikov, animators B. Butakov, I. Davidov, V. Zarubin, V. Krumin 6 00:00:24,460 --> 00:00:27,610 Viktor Lihachyov, Igor Podgorskiy, Lidiya Reztsova, Ye. Tannenberg 7 00:00:27,690 --> 00:00:29,970 voice artists Anatoliy Papanov, Anatoliy Kubatskiy, Aleksandr Grave 8 00:00:30,050 --> 00:00:32,010 "GLAVSHISHKA*" * Bureau of pine-cone cultivation 9 00:01:13,590 --> 00:01:16,440 "Photo-portraits" 10 00:01:32,030 --> 00:01:35,590 My wife's 30th birthday is today 11 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:39,220 I will give her a portrait of me. 12 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:45,410 Well, how goes? Could you finish up, my friend? 13 00:02:45,970 --> 00:02:49,470 Hold on, another stroke or two 14 00:02:49,550 --> 00:02:54,070 Is it a good resemblance? - You bet it is... 15 00:02:55,650 --> 00:03:00,800 And... I'm done! - How lifelike it looks! 16 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:04,070 Even a photographer could not do better! 17 00:03:05,190 --> 00:03:08,130 I graduated from the Academy 18 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,790 I see you're no formalist*. * Formalism: Aesthetic enjoyment comes before likeness. 19 00:03:11,870 --> 00:03:15,750 I am a portraitist - An animal painter! 20 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:20,130 The portrait's good! 21 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:28,730 It resembles me so much that it sends shivers down my spine. 22 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:33,300 Here it is, Please accept it as a gift! 23 00:03:33,810 --> 00:03:38,750 Oh, I didn't expect that! Thank you so much!! 24 00:03:55,870 --> 00:04:01,030 My friend, I greet you kindly I come to order a portrait! 25 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:07,430 I saw your tiger portrait just now What a masterpiece, what skill! 26 00:04:07,670 --> 00:04:09,720 Please, may I order one like it? 27 00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:13,430 - When can you come to pose? - Right away! 28 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,240 Where shall I sit? - Right on that stump! 29 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:24,850 Can you paint me without legs? - As an invalid? 30 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:31,000 What? No not like that. I need a half-length portrait. Till here! 31 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:37,170 That's it. Only the head. - Aha, and as background? - Green grass. 32 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:45,810 I understand. It will be half-length. But please don't talk to me any more now. 33 00:04:53,410 --> 00:05:01,850 How is going? Can I see it? I am tired of sitting still. 34 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:11,340 There we are, on the 20th of the month, it's done: my portrait of a donkey. 35 00:05:12,070 --> 00:05:18,290 I have been sitting for it so long, Are you sure you haven't forgotten something? 36 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:21,740 It's a portrait that looks just like you! 37 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:26,000 It's not... you cross-eyed hare! 38 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:30,560 - So how should I portray you, then? - Like... the tiger! 39 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:33,720 Well, then so be it! 40 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:56,450 Well, I did all I could. 41 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,670 You helped me with your critique! 42 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:01,200 I'd never painted donkeys before! 43 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:07,780 Now that is something else!! I have no words for it! 44 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:10,970 I thank you with all my heart! 45 00:06:11,050 --> 00:06:14,580 Now, make sure you sign it clearly! 46 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:40,110 Are you a connoisseur of art, Hedgehog? Isn't that an excellent likeness? 47 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:45,150 - It's a great likeness. - What a talented portrait! 48 00:06:45,490 --> 00:06:47,920 That tiger... that's me!! 49 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:52,840 - Amateur hour... - Garbage! 50 00:07:00,790 --> 00:07:06,930 Whose portrait are you showing me? - What? Can't you see it's me? 51 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:14,790 Only with bad intent is it possible to so disfigure a donkey! 52 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:20,430 You, bear, are stupid and thick-skinned! 53 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:26,050 Now it really is a good likeness! 54 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:47,540 Appreciate critique for the meaning behind its truthful words - Don't be afraid to rub certain donkeys the wrong way with it. 55 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:53,090 The End Subs by Chapaev & Eus, edited by Niffiwan