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THE POST
(aka. HAIL TO MAIL)

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Registered & Urgent

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Postmaster, don't stamp this,
there's a worm inside.

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[Picture of Lenin]grad,
Pestelya St. 14/21, Apt. 11
To Citizen Boris Prutkov

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Prutkov  ---   Poodle

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[Post office]

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Who's that knocking on my door,

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Carrying a big shoulder bag

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It's - Him
It's - Him

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The Leningrad postman!

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Registered from Rostov

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for comrade Prutkov

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Registered mail for Prutkov?

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I'm sorry, he's left.

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Where could I find this citizen?

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He left this morning for Berlin.

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To Berlin

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Prutkov rushes to the border

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flying above the earth so green.

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After Prutkov goes the mail-train

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the registered letter carrying

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Berlin

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The registered letter carrying.

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The packages are spread out
orderly on the shelves

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A long way lies before them

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So the two postmen

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on the wagon benches

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rock the night away.

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A postcard to Dubrovka

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A parcel to Pokrovka,

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A paper to Stanza-Uklin.

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A letter to Beluga.

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But this registered mail

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will travel abroad to Berlin.

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[5 cent stamp - German Empire]

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This is

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the Berlin

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postman

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Loaded with the latest mail

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On his jacket his row of buttons
shine like electricity,

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and his trousers ironed with scientific precision,

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the postman enters at the doors

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The corpulent doorman salutes

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A letter

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For Herr Prutkov

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in number 6!

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- Yesterday

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at 11 o'clock

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he left

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For England

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[One penny stamp]

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to Bobkin street.

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To Bopkin street

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strides rapidly

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Mister Smith

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Goes to house number 14

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He bangs

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the hanging hammer

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And he says quite sternly:

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For Mister Prutkov

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In here's... a worm...

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A worm?

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A worm!

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The doorman

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peers over the top of his glasses

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at the first and last name

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and says:

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Boris Prutkov

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has gone off

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to Brazil

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The steamboat

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will depart

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in two

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MINUTES

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With their suitcases, the people

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have taken up

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every spot

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To Brazil

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To Brazil

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Under the Brazilian palm trees,

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tired from the heat,

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strides

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Don Bazilio

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the Brazilian postman

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In his hand he holds a strange,
crumpled letter. The stamp is foreign,
The post mark also.

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And the writing of the surname as well.

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But, that addressee

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left Brazil

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He returned to Leningrad.

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It's - him
It's - him

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The Leningrad

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postman

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For Prutkov?

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Hey, Boris,

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Accept this

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and sign for it!

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Look,

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this letter to me

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traveled around

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the globe.

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Honor

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and

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glory

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to the postmen

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weary and dusty

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Glory

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to the honest

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Postmen

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Carrying their big shoulder bags!

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The End
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