1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:02,480 Soyuzmultfilm 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,240 MARTYNKO Based on a story by Boris Shergin 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,400 It happened long ago... 4 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:10,120 ...at the time when people spelled with too many letters... 5 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:13,040 ...and there were untold numbers of Tsars around. 6 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:17,200 There lived a simple soldier named Martynko. 7 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:21,440 Officers were strict. Life not so happy. 8 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:45,720 To me! 9 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:47,530 Pass! 10 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:51,960 Pass! 11 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:55,880 First offense... 12 00:00:56,280 --> 00:01:00,480 ...a dirty soccer ball in the mouth of a noblewoman. 13 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:04,080 Second offense, left his post. 14 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,800 I'm hungry as hell. 15 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,960 Eat this soup... 16 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,080 Here, take this. 17 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:04,720 Got some cash? 18 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:21,790 How's that? 19 00:02:21,890 --> 00:02:23,160 Just like that! 20 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:29,400 You're below my pay grade now. 21 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,240 Next! 22 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,360 Next! 23 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:13,240 Having such capital, I wanna be high society. 24 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,800 Might as well play Martynko, if there's to be a game. Why not? 25 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:45,400 Meanwhile, the Tsar-Emperor was living peacefully... 26 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:48,120 ...enjoying tea with his daughter Raiska. 27 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,560 Your Majesty. 28 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,720 Some scoundrel is beating the pants off all your noblemen through cards. 29 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,360 How's this?! 30 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,960 Who's this? 31 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,560 Your Majest... 32 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,520 What is this? 33 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,840 Deserter! 34 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,720 Out! 35 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,920 - Take this! - Take that! 36 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:25,880 - Again! - No way! 37 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,200 - And another! And... 38 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,440 Got some cash? 39 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:34,440 How's this? 40 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:38,360 Your Majesty, Father of the People! It was by mistake! 41 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:42,200 The devil made me do it! Don't kill me! I'll pay it off serving you! 42 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,360 Serving me... serving me... 43 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,480 OK. I've got a job for you. 44 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,880 CUSTOMS MINISTER 45 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,280 How do you duyu? 46 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,400 ENTRY PERMIT 47 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,560 Next! 48 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,280 And so the state got rich... 49 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,160 It was good for everyone, except foreigners. 50 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,000 And they decided to snuff out Martynko... 51 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,760 ...and sent secret spies. 52 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:18,600 Then, wouldn't you know it, Raiska fell in love with Martynko. 53 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,880 She adored him. 54 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,240 When I see that Raiska, I want to vomit. 55 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:33,280 - He wants to vomit... - Bring him here! 56 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:50,560 I heard that you own golden cards. 57 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:56,360 Have a sip from this glass or I won't give them back. 58 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:29,800 Oooh! 59 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,280 Oooh! 60 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:06,320 I'll overeat and die young. 61 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,920 Do you want to try these apples? 62 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,920 - Probably sour... - Pure honey! 63 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,400 Look at me! 64 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,000 Mashka, is it you? How'd this happen? 65 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:52,400 A man with a black moustache gave me an apple! 66 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:55,120 He has a whole box full! 67 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,200 Run, stupid! Catch him! 68 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:03,640 And now I will be a beauty! 69 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,440 Look! These are even better. 70 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,360 Find a doctor! 71 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:18,240 Why arrest me? They are apples, not bombs... 72 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,280 Did you often relieve yourself, Your Majesty? 73 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,240 Do you have children? 74 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,040 Maybe your parents are insane? 75 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,160 Is your papa a drunkard? 76 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,840 And what is your temperature? 77 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:51,160 This is an absolutely scientific phenomena: Horns. 78 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:55,080 Hmm... You must eat two bars of soap and report to the bath for X-Ray imaging. 79 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,360 Admit it, you fool, whom did you aggrieve? 80 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,640 I took some playing cards from the minister. 81 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:04,640 - Where did you put them? - Here... 82 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,080 - Take it. - I won't! I won't! 83 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,200 Eat, you horned tiger! 84 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,200 Water. 85 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,680 Raisa... 86 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,800 ...I never had time before... 87 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,120 ...but now I adore you. 88 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,480 Me too. 89 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,360 What is this?! 90 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:04,960 Ha, ha, ha! "Deserter"! Ha, ha, ha! 91 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,160 Scriptwriter & director: Eduard Nazarov 92 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,960 Art director: Viktor Chuguyevskiy 93 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,760 Camera: Mihail Druyan Sound: Boris Filchikov 94 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,680 Animators: Andrey Smirnov, A. Abarenov, Natalya Bogomolova, Galina Zebrova, Andrey Ignatenko, E. Maslova Elvira Maslova, Anatoly Abarenov 95 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:19,120 And after that, there was the wedding... 96 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:22,720 Only flies get married without a wedding. 97 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,880 Subtitles - FBJ & Niffiwan 98 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,120 THE END Soyuzmultfilm, Moscow, 1987.