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Soyuzmultfilm studio,
Moscow

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Screenplay
Klimentiy Mints

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Director
Roman Davydov

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Art director
Perch Sarkisyan

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Camera
Boris Kotov

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Composer
Aleksey Nikolayev

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Sound operator
Nikolay Prilutskiy

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Artists - Yuriy Butyrin, Oleg Safronov,
Anatoliy Petrov, Viktor Shevkov,

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Vladimir Zarubin, Lidiya Reztsova,
Sergey Dyozhkin, Ivan Davydov

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Yelena Khludova, Antonina Korovina,
Yuriy Babichuk, Boris Akulinichev

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Boris Sadovnikov, Erast Meladze,
Sofya Mitrofanovam, Mikhail Pershin

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Voice actors - Mikhail Astangov,
Yuriy Filimonov, Yuriy Khrzhanovskiy,

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Georgiy Georgiu, Fyodor Dimant,
Vladimir Marenkov, Aleksandr Baranov

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Shareholders

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100-year anniversary
of the Pearson firm!

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Read our daily paper!

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William Pearson I

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Andy Pearson II

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Harry Pearson III

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John Pearson V

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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100 years ago, my grandfather
founded this weapons factory.

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Here is an heirloom.

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The first pistol produced
at the Pearson firm.

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My friends, the union is
always on your side...

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Ladies and gentlemen, the goose
feather gave way to the Parker pen,

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The carriage gave way to
the Ford automobile.

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The General Motors refrigerator
replaced the root cellar.

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The river of progress flows on.
Everything changes!

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And this distinguished heirloom
will be won today by...

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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Money! Only money!

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Ladies and gentlemen...

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Here stands Michael Chase.

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Chase began working here as a kid.

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His father worked here,

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but they were only Pearson
workers, and nothing else.

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But who is Mike Chase?
He's not just a worker!

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He's a Pearson shareholder!

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Michael Chase owns stock.

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Michael Chase is a
co-owner of the firm!

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Michael Chase gets a
share of the profits!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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Money, and only money,
makes a man free and independent!

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We've entered the golden era
of capitalism for the people!

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An era of the flowering of...

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Mr. Chase, I wish you luck.

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Everything on loan!
Everything on credit!

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Buy our firm's cigars!

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Smoke our tobacco,

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and you will be... Superman.

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Jenny!

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Buy atomic shelters for newlyweds,
made by the firm...

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Pearson!

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and Co.!

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Pearson and Co.!

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The Pearson firm
produces everything!

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Pearson takes care of our wives!

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New this season!

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44 procedures... in 10 minutes.

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The universal cosmetic combine!

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Miss America!

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Electricians on strike!

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A 24-hour strike!

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Electricians are on strike.

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Oh, hell! These workers ought to be beaten!

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Machines should be standing by the workstands

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Without heart or brain.

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Very finely put, sir.

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Everyone does what he wants.
We have complete freedom.

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I also recommend this model
for personal assistants:

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U.S. - Universal Secretary

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It also comes in the Spanish flavour,

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the Russian flavour,

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the sketches of a famous artist,

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Venus de Milo,

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Ms. Chicago!

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Tell me... can there be
anything between them of...

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...you understand?

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Out of the question, sir.
They are sterile creatures.

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Machines! They lack brain,
heart, soul, or conscience, sir!

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Without heart or brain,
without soul or belly,

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without feeling or thought!
HERE is my ideal worker!

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Humanity has entered the
great era of automatization.

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2000 workers are fired,

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including these shareholders:
Michael Chase...

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How many shares?

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One.

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Kick him out!

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Everything on loan!
Everything on credit!

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Mr. Pearson!

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I'm Michael Chase!

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Mr. Pearson, I wanted to talk to
you, shareholder to shareholder.

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Mr. Chase!

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Yes?

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That's me.

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Mr. Chase. You own a share.
This is more than money!

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This is strength! Even more
than strength, this is opportunity!

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Don't lose hope! Walk forward!

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An open road lies before you!

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Jenny!

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Idaho means greatness!

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Oklahoma is heaven
for enterprising folk!

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Market panic!

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Pearson stock is falling!

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Thousands of small
shareholders lose everything!

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Market panic!

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Michael Chase owns stock.

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Michael Chase is a
co-owner of the firm!

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Michael Chase gets a
share of the profits!

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And the money?

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What is this?!

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A share.

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A share.

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We are broadcasting from the main
conveyor belt of the Pearson factory.

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These are our firm's robots. They
work 'round the clock with no breaks.

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They need neither food, nor
family, nor an apartment.

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We are accepting orders from
industrialists and farmers.

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We buy skeletons

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What can this little skeleton cost?

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Right, right...
Chest circumference: 6000

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Height: 187

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$15... 65% wear and tear.

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And so... $4.25

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What wear and tear? I'm 27!

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What's the matter? Bring a salad tomorrow,
and you'll receive the difference.

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The daily paper!

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Pearson the Fifth celebrates
the birthday of his dog!

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Here Maryana, this is all
that's left of our skeleton.

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The winner receives $10,000!

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This is suicide!

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I have no wife! No children!
I have nothing to lose!

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We split the money 50/50.
How about it?

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First prize: $10,000!

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The main contenders are
Black Consul and Snow White.

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Get ready...

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We guarantee free funerals!

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The leaders are Black Consul
and Yellow Angel!

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The girl's overtaking her competition!

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Snow White's in the lead!

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This is the last stretch!

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We congratulate the
lucky ticket-holders.

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Consul's jockeying for position!

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He holds the lead!

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Thank God I stayed with the Consul!

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Mr. Chase, we paid you
money for the FULL skeleton.

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What do you now propose?
Bone shards, huh?

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I own a share. Take it.

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What share?! What's it worth?!

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The End
(Subtitles by Niffiwan)