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Subtitles for The Clever Daughter (2004)

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November 18 2021 02:00:57
Created by Eus, Niffiwan, Chapaev₂
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Original translation by Eus with help from Chapaev in 2013/14. Significantly edited/corrected by Niffiwan in 2021.

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1 00:00:05,790 --> 00:00:07,390 The Federal Agency for Culture and Cinematography 2 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:10,760 Pilot big animation studio 3 00:00:11,310 --> 00:00:12,550 Present 4 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,670 We live in Russia 5 00:00:17,410 --> 00:00:19,960 The coat of arms of Russia is the two-headed golden eagle 6 00:00:20,090 --> 00:00:21,650 mighty and proud 7 00:00:21,820 --> 00:00:24,120 In its centre is St. George. 8 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:27,600 With his silver spear he is slaying a wicked dragon. 9 00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:32,810 The Russian flag has three colors: White, blue and red. 10 00:00:32,970 --> 00:00:37,670 The capital of our country is Moscow: an ancient yet modern city. 11 00:00:38,570 --> 00:00:41,490 Russia is the biggest country in the world. 12 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:45,600 It's so big that while at one end of it kids are going to school 13 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:49,200 on the other end they are already going to bed. 14 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,810 In Russia there are more than 1000 cities. 15 00:00:52,140 --> 00:00:56,780 In the Central Russian Upland lies the ancient city of Voronezh, 16 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,200 famous for its songs. 17 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,960 Surprisingly it was here, far from the sea, 18 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:06,670 that Tsar Peter started to build the Russian navy. 19 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,110 Also in these areas Count Orlov 20 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:13,170 bred that famous breed of horses: the swift Orlov Trotters. 21 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:17,380 The Voronezh land is the most fertile land in the world! 22 00:01:17,850 --> 00:01:22,670 Here grows wonderful wheat from which a tasty and fragrant bread is baked. 23 00:01:27,910 --> 00:01:32,570 And, of course, they also tell wonderful folk tales. 24 00:01:32,770 --> 00:01:37,030 Each of them is like a precious gem. 25 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:42,240 Mountain of Gems 26 00:01:44,130 --> 00:01:47,790 The Clever Daughter 27 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:56,120 In a certain tsardom, in a certain country, lived two brothers. 28 00:01:56,470 --> 00:02:01,300 Ignat was rich, but Kuzma lived modestly, closer to the earth. 29 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:06,020 There was but one horse on his farm yet Kuzma wasn't discouraged; 30 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:09,710 he had a whip-smart daughter to boast of. 31 00:02:09,790 --> 00:02:11,710 Morning's good! 32 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:24,970 Good morning! 33 00:02:30,820 --> 00:02:33,100 Pelageya, my dear... 34 00:02:34,630 --> 00:02:37,300 You're my sweetheart! 35 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,440 <i>My breadwinner...</i> 36 00:02:59,060 --> 00:03:02,920 Here! Or here... or here... 37 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,260 What's going on? 38 00:03:05,450 --> 00:03:09,490 Where is it? A meal's bad when there's no bread! 39 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:12,960 Father, there's neither flour, nor salt. 40 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:16,830 We must go to the city. Go borrow the cart from your brother... 41 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:27,330 Ah-ah-ah, hold it! Grab it! By its legs! By its legs! 42 00:03:27,410 --> 00:03:29,580 Not from that end! Hold it from the other side. 43 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:32,940 - Don't teach grandma to suck eggs! - Got it! 44 00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:37,130 Where are you heading off to? 45 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:39,270 Just to the city, to the bazaar. 46 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,890 Need some flour and salt... Could I borrow your cart? 47 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:48,000 Flour, salt. You know what, let's go into town together, 48 00:03:48,070 --> 00:03:49,610 How's that - together? 49 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:53,150 Just like that. We'll take my cart and your horse. 50 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,480 Let's go, then. 51 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,820 Holy-molly, look at that... 52 00:04:17,780 --> 00:04:19,860 Catch this too! 53 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,760 Let's go! 54 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:26,200 Well, dear... 55 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,890 Easy there! 56 00:04:56,870 --> 00:05:02,710 So, a big rock in the spokes crushed the plans of those folks. 57 00:05:04,790 --> 00:05:09,110 The wheel came off, and the brothers didn't reach the town... 58 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:14,030 They had to spend the night in the field. 59 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,910 Well, thank you! That's happiness for you! 60 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:40,180 Ignat, see what we have here! 61 00:05:40,370 --> 00:05:42,170 Hey? What's this? 62 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:49,000 Oh! You see, my cart has delivered a foal! 63 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,460 Don't be silly, Ignat... 64 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:52,590 A good foal, eh? 65 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:53,980 How's that? 66 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:55,770 Just like that! Whose cart is it? 67 00:05:55,850 --> 00:05:57,480 - Yours... - Where's the foal? 68 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:58,760 - Under the cart... - Well?! 69 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,330 Well, what? 70 00:06:00,470 --> 00:06:02,670 Well, so the foal comes from the cart! 71 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,640 - A foal always comes from a horse. - It's from the cart, I say! 72 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:09,090 - Wait, how's that? - It's my foal! 73 00:06:09,350 --> 00:06:12,050 - No, mine! - Mine - Mine 74 00:06:12,140 --> 00:06:15,740 - So... then let's... go the court! - Fine, let's! 75 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:20,880 - Hey, what's he saying? - Silence! 76 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,640 - Silence, women! - Listen to the decision of our court! 77 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:30,500 According to the law of our country, as adopted and brought forth by the wisdom of Our Royal Majesty - the Tsar 78 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,200 According to the law of our country, 79 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,640 as adopted and brought forth by the wisdom of His Royal Majesty, 80 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:35,760 our Tsar and benefactor, the high court conf-</i> 81 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,080 <i>-irms... that an animal is always birthed by an animal!</i> 82 00:06:36,050 --> 00:06:41,080 Therefore, the marked foal, born from his mother-mare, 83 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:48,180 by the sole legitimate claim present here, is the son of... 84 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,710 the cart. 85 00:06:52,790 --> 00:06:57,270 So the owner of the foal is certified to be... Ignat. 86 00:06:57,350 --> 00:07:02,200 Ah, what is this?! People! What is this court? Where is the truth?! 87 00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:05,430 Saying a foal can only come from a mare, and then decide for the cart 88 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:10,260 You're all unjust! This court, this mother-land and our father-protector, the Tsar! 89 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,470 What?! 90 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,830 It's... oi! 91 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:22,710 You know what you may get for such words? 92 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:24,990 Your head off your shoulders! 93 00:07:26,340 --> 00:07:30,150 Well, nobles? Shall we judge whose foal it is? 94 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:32,150 Silence! 95 00:07:34,230 --> 00:07:36,850 Here is my Tsar's decree: 96 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:41,000 The foal shall be his who guesses a riddle! 97 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:42,590 Three riddles are customary... 98 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:45,270 ...guesses three riddles! 99 00:07:45,350 --> 00:07:47,270 The first riddle... 100 00:07:47,350 --> 00:07:54,230 Well... hmm... so... Oh! 101 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:57,300 Who in the world is the fattest? 102 00:08:03,730 --> 00:08:06,670 What in the world is the fastest? 103 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:15,640 What in the world is... the softest! 104 00:08:16,550 --> 00:08:19,080 Answer tomorrow! 105 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:28,320 Shoo! 106 00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:47,470 - What's the fattest, what's the fastest? - Oh, Pelageya, how should I guess that?! 107 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:50,980 Just sleep on it. 108 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,020 The early bird catches the worm! 109 00:08:58,090 --> 00:09:01,590 Wake up! The Tsar is waiting! 110 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:04,330 I've got the answers to his riddles! 111 00:09:06,690 --> 00:09:11,700 - Well, did you figure it out? - Just so, your Royal Majesty! 112 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:21,680 Well, then answer: Who is the fattest? 113 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:25,590 Your Majesty, it's Your Royal Majesty's pig! 114 00:09:25,780 --> 00:09:26,460 Oi! 115 00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:36,190 And what's the fastest? 116 00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:41,300 And the fastest is: the chestnut stallion of Your Royal Majesty! 117 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:50,900 So... what was the third riddle? What's the softest of all? 118 00:09:50,980 --> 00:09:53,920 Your Imperial feather-bed. 119 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,330 Well, and what have you got? 120 00:10:00,410 --> 00:10:03,920 The softest of all, Your Majesty, is a hand. 121 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:07,440 However soft your bed is, you still put your hand underneath. 122 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:12,590 The fastest of all is a thought. It flies around the world in an instant. 123 00:10:12,810 --> 00:10:15,080 That's a thought! 124 00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:18,540 And the fattest of all is the earth. 125 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:21,330 WHAT?! Ha, ha, ha! 126 00:10:21,410 --> 00:10:24,610 Go and eat earth, then!! Ha, ha, ha! 127 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:28,420 Well, of course the earth is the fattest. 128 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:32,210 The earth herself feeds and waters all that are born on it. 129 00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:36,470 All that is on Your table are the earth's gifts. 130 00:10:42,170 --> 00:10:46,150 - You thought of this yourself? - Oh, no. My daughter... 131 00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:48,270 What daughter? 132 00:10:48,450 --> 00:10:51,830 - She's that size. - That's small. - Yeah. 133 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,280 Ah, ah, she's clever! 134 00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:03,640 Well, if she's that clever, let her appear before me herself. 135 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:08,410 And let her be neither riding nor on foot, 136 00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:13,090 And neither dressed nor undressed, 137 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:19,680 And also... hum... without any gift but with a gift! 138 00:11:30,410 --> 00:11:34,830 We need a sparrow. 139 00:11:40,930 --> 00:11:43,210 What's that noise all about? 140 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:46,370 Where are you going, Your Majesty? 141 00:11:46,550 --> 00:11:51,510 Look... a fishnet wound around her... - What is this?! 142 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,510 My daughter. 143 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:57,540 She was told to appear neither riding nor walking, 144 00:11:57,620 --> 00:12:04,090 Neither dressed, nor undressed, and without any gift but with a gift! 145 00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:07,480 This is for you. 146 00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:12,890 With a gift. - A gift Oh, there goes my gift!!! 147 00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:22,800 Look at you! Knee-high from a grasshopper and you outwitted the Tsar! 148 00:12:22,930 --> 00:12:27,180 Well, I'll be! Little and so smart! 149 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,610 I may be clever, but you, father-Tsar... 150 00:12:30,690 --> 00:12:33,560 maybe you were also born from a cart? 151 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,470 Don't you know whose foal it is? 152 00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:40,130 Oh, you! Just take a look over there! 153 00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:50,750 - Exactly. Exactly! - That's where the foal belongs 154 00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:54,090 What's this? Don't ruin me, father-Tsar! 155 00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:59,320 Here, take hold of this! That's what a cart gives birth to! 156 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,020 That's how everything was settled with intelligence. 157 00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:05,510 The foal was given to Kuzma. 158 00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:09,430 The judges, of course, were sent to the stables, where there was more order. 159 00:13:09,570 --> 00:13:13,330 Let sleeping dogs lie!... 160 00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:18,820 And that's as it should be, because the last word is always with what is right. 161 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:22,110 Script, direction and art-direction Yelena Chernova, art-direction Eduard Nazarov 162 00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:24,110 Music and sound Sasha Gusev 163 00:13:24,190 --> 00:13:27,230 The End Subs by Chapaev, Eus & Niffiwan (2021)