WASH-'EM-CLEAN
Based on the text by Korney Chukovsky director Mariya Benderskaya
A production of INTORGKINO Mezhrabpom - Moscow
Each day, when the sun gets up, Birds and beasts like to wash up.
Only Vanya's foul and mucky With his sooty nose all yucky.
Once again, you've not washed, buddy, And have stayed befouled and muddy!
Wash, Vanya - take my advice. You'll feel fresh and energized!
Not my style, I'll give no quarter! Washing's just a waste of water!
I won't wash - no way, no how! I'll go back to bed right now!
Filthy boy, I will not let you. You just wait - I'm gonna get you!
Both your nose and ears are grotty, And your hair is also dirty!
With the fierce sponge at his rear, Vanya sprinted off in fear.
On that morning, Uncle Croc And his kids went on a walk.
Unwashed, dirty... what a deal! You would make a tasty meal!
But I know you... wouldn't be right. Run back home before I bite!
And, at last, our handsome lad Went and washed himself a tad.
Now you're clean as glass, what joy! Kiss my brow, you handsome boy.
At dusk, or when the day's new, Wise heads know a wash is due.
THE END (translation by Niffiwan, 2026.03)