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Субтитри за (—) (1973)

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Май 09 2015 20:34:45
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Novyye bolshiye nepriyatnosti.1973.en.1.25fps.1431203685.srt ⭳
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1 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:07,120 Soyuzmultfilm Moscow 2 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:15,000 New great troubles A fairy tale for adults 3 00:00:15,060 --> 00:00:19,440 Written by Morris Slobodskoi & Jakob Kostukovsky 4 00:00:19,660 --> 00:00:23,720 Directed by Valentina & Zinaida Brumberg 5 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:27,480 Art direction Lana Azarkh & Valentin Lalayants 6 00:00:27,580 --> 00:00:31,420 Music by Yu. Sahulsky Editor R. Frichinskaya Assistant director L. Gladkova 7 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:36,800 Camera Boris Kotov Sound George Martynyuk Cutter E. Tertychnaya 8 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:43,580 Animators: I Podgorsky, V Bobrov, N. Barkovskaya, L Pryabinin, V Shevchebko G Zebrova, E Vershinina 9 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:46,560 Text read by Maria Vinogradova Production F Ivanov 10 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:51,920 This is my mama. 11 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,280 This is my papa 12 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:59,420 This is our cat 13 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,040 This is me. 14 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:10,440 This is Kolya 15 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:14,300 This is Kappa 16 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,960 This my whole family 17 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:20,120 I've grown a lot. 18 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:22,880 And, after graduating from kindergarten, 19 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:28,100 These days I perfectly understand what is said at home. 20 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:36,020 Mom says that dad "drives" Kappa in vain to get her to study at the institute! 21 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:41,040 Our Kappa makes herself not beautiful for the institute 22 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:47,380 Somehow she appears there with "three tails"!* * Could finish even 3 disciplines 23 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:55,640 Being without a diploma, Kappa stayed at home for a long time 24 00:01:55,840 --> 00:02:01,320 Mama said to her friend "She needs a faithful "Sputnik"* * husband 25 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:06,360 Mama also said: "In order to prevent the irreparable, 26 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:11,440 it's at least necessary to look for a "unsold husband"* * anyone would do even the worst. 27 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:20,800 For Kappa however, they didn't succeed in finding a husband 28 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:24,440 Even the "overlooked"* were already snapped up. * worst husbands 29 00:02:28,220 --> 00:02:32,020 This is Kolya. 30 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:36,620 He does not want to "prick" from morning till night. 31 00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:41,160 Perhaps doesn't want to be a doctor. 32 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:47,260 Kolya also doesn't want to be a musician 33 00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:55,020 He says that he can't "blow the trumpet"* all day on the factory floor. * work hard 34 00:02:55,760 --> 00:03:01,420 Mom, dad, Kolya and Kappa all want to have a Lada-car. 35 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:07,840 However their number in line was so high that it was impossible to buy a car. 36 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:14,260 Papa did not want to stand in line Papa puzzled his head 37 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:21,200 "whichever way he wanted to "jump"* the line * buy out of turn 38 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:25,100 One day, on Sunday, 39 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:29,360 uncle Senya came to us. 40 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:35,960 Uncle introduced papa to a certain man, who would hep him buy the car. 41 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:41,980 They began thinking and puzzling they "thought for three"* *Drank alcohol 42 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:47,720 In the morning my uncle's friend immediately was able to sniff out a secret passage to the base* *car warehouse. 43 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:51,800 He was able to 'pull' a Lada 'out of the ground'* for us. * buy illegally 44 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:57,900 To wash away the dirt from the car, 45 00:03:58,180 --> 00:04:04,040 They began to "wash it*" from the pub. *celebrate the acquisition of a car with alcohol. 46 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:08,480 On the same day Kolya called his friend Anton: 47 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:14,800 He asked him for the next day to bring with him two pretty "old ladies"* * girls of easy virtues. 48 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:25,660 The next day went as follows: Probably the fuel tank was empty 49 00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:31,820 Therefor our Kolya bought the best suitable "fuel"!* *Alcohol 50 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:35,240 They "refueled" with the "old ladies" 51 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:38,780 They were "loaded"* early in the morning *drunk 52 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:45,180 Despite the fact that Kolya was "under the fly"* He grabbed the "rolls"**! *Drunk, ** (steering)wheel 53 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:49,560 Along the way, around the stalls, he "added as much as he could"* *drank more and more 54 00:04:49,653 --> 00:04:54,180 On the highway, near the intersection, he let pass "a little miss"* *100 cl vodka 55 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:58,960 They sat down to eat on the lawn 56 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:08,460 then for some reason they became cross-eyed*... and caused a grandiose "children's shout"**! * drunk, ** scandal 57 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:16,680 Being in a pleasant mood on the way home They began to overtake a truck. 58 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:29,680 Already near the entrance of the city Kolya "kissed"* the truck's rear springs. * clashed into 59 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:36,480 A police officer "spotted"* Kolya and his cross-eyed friends. * booked their offenses 60 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:40,920 Kolya got "punched a hole"*, *...into his drivers license (to invalidate it) 61 00:05:41,106 --> 00:05:44,213 then he was taken to the hospital. 62 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:49,100 But now it's time to talk about how my sister lives these days. 63 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:54,000 Dad calmed mother by "removing"Kappa "from his neck"* * living at his cost 64 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,933 He "tossed"* her to his deputy * married her off 65 00:05:57,333 --> 00:06:01,453 In short, Kappa got married! 66 00:06:02,973 --> 00:06:07,613 Uncle Lesha was a good husband, but my sister said 67 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:12,440 Uncle Lesha drinks "like a horse"* He can drink "three bucket"** * boozes, **a lot 68 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:21,000 One day he came to my dad. They each took half a bottle. 69 00:06:22,293 --> 00:06:25,546 They began to "lap up their fill"* * get drunk 70 00:06:27,666 --> 00:06:30,960 The next morning they began"to improve"* * got rid of their hangover 71 00:06:35,773 --> 00:06:41,770 Mom started crying: our baby is "sitting on the a potato"* * undernourished because of drinking husband 72 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:49,053 She said that dad had lead "a goat into the garden"* *appointed a wolf to guard the sheep 73 00:06:52,290 --> 00:06:59,746 He left Kappa "with what her mother gave birth to"* * naked, with nothing 74 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:09,133 father has changed a lot, he became friends with the bottle 75 00:07:09,130 --> 00:07:13,440 It is said that he got accustomed to "pouring into his collar"* *drink a lot 76 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:18,173 The director ordered dad to "knot"* * go cold turkey, stop drinking immediately 77 00:07:23,293 --> 00:07:27,226 papa listened "to silence"* *didn't listen 78 00:07:27,386 --> 00:07:30,173 The next day he was "in an arc"* * very drunk 79 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:36,360 For dad to get medical treatment he got a permit from "the trust"* *sort of union of companies 80 00:07:36,533 --> 00:07:39,493 An hour later he came back with the permit, 81 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:42,400 but "under the gaz"* * drunk 82 00:07:44,133 --> 00:07:49,226 Instead of punishment, dad was "taken out to a meeting"* * public scolding at a party meeting 83 00:08:01,973 --> 00:08:07,160 With papa "nursed" amicably he strived to set at rest 84 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:14,013 But still, to his work he comes on his eyebrows* drunk 85 00:08:14,533 --> 00:08:19,120 I told to my classmates that my dad had become an acrobat. 86 00:08:19,186 --> 00:08:23,680 each of them was really happy that my dad now had become an acrobat. 87 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:33,600 My mom tells her friend: "He lowers down everything from the house"* * Spends his property on booze 88 00:08:34,933 --> 00:08:39,786 Mom always complains: "He draws down completely"* He makes everything go to waste 89 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:43,986 All the neighbors scold us 90 00:08:44,453 --> 00:08:48,293 The old turner, uncle Fyodr, was mad with us. 91 00:08:48,853 --> 00:08:50,546 Uncle Fyodr said: 92 00:08:50,693 --> 00:08:54,306 It would be better for you to reflect upon, 93 00:08:54,386 --> 00:08:59,586 how the bottle, wrecks you home worse then a bomb 94 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:08,266 Mama cried day and night 95 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:10,760 She tied her forehead in a handkerchief, 96 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:15,000 her nerves broke down and her head was spinning 97 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:22,453 Mama needed the Valerian, she kept searching for it. 98 00:09:22,973 --> 00:09:24,173 but... 99 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:30,626 since a long time, all the bottles of Valerian had been used up by the cat. 100 00:09:30,693 --> 00:09:32,210 That's all. 101 00:09:32,733 --> 00:09:37,093 The end Thanks to Chapaev & Zhurka75, subs made by Eus